Police Confirm Kim Jong-Un’s Brother Forgot To Put A Coaster On His Schooner Before Taking A Piss
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The half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been assassinated at an airport in Kuala Lumpur, telling medical workers before he...
Beyonce’s Unborn Twins To Bring Balance Back To The Force
PUTNEY SWOPE| Personal Lives Of Notable People | CONTACT
In these trying times fraught with political turmoil and imminent conflict of an already divided people, a...
Barron Trump Put Forward As Presidential Nominee For Supreme Court Judge
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Initially thought to be choosing a conservative judge, willing to shape the court for years to come on issues like abortion and gun...
Confusion Surrounding Who’s Drinking Out Of Which Schooner Ruins Good Yarn
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A brief but important break in conversation has ruined a good train of thought at the Lord Betoota Hotel today, as the...
Trump: “Muslim Families Have Nothing To Worry About, If They Are Wearing Armbands”
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President Donald Trump has today begun his roll-out of the new Muslim Registry, aimed at identifying every Muslim person in the country.
Speaking...
Trump Decides To Make It Harder For Women To Let Doctors Grab Them By The Pussy
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Donald Trump today banned the US government from giving funding to health groups that offer counselling surrounding health issues that...
Trump Requests All Security Briefings Be Kept To 140 Characters Or Less
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In a defining move, the US president-elect Donald Trump has decreed he will conduct all official meetings with foreign leaders...
Trump Reconsidering Presidency After Learning Of Protests Against Him In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
President-Elect Donald J Trump is reportedly reconsidering whether or not he will go ahead with the official inauguration into...
First Baby Named ‘Graham’ Since 1962 Born In Townsville Hospital Overnight
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Once thought to be almost definitely extinct, the Anglo-French given name of Graham was resurrected in a Townsville hospital overnight.
The name -...
Trump Insists Obama Officially ‘Tags Him In’ Over Turnbuckle Before Standing Down
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President Barack Obama said goodbye to the nation today, stating in a farewell address that he hadn't abandoned his vision of progressive...
