Disgraced Kevin Spacey Replaced By Nicolas Cage In Ellen Degenres’ Iconic Oscars Selfie
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In yet another blow for the Hollywood elite, the iconic 'Ellen Selfie' has today been forcibly photoshopped, after many requests from the management...
Report: Bout Time Chris O’Donnell Got Another Gig, Don’t Ya Reckon?
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A recent report by the BIMDB (Betoota Internet Movie Database) has found that it's probably time for poor old Chris O'Donnell to get...
Australian Who Got Into Berghain Returns Home To Bring It Up In Every Conversation He’ll Ever Have
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"It's one of the hardest nightclubs to get into in like the whole world, Aunty B," he said.
"We got knocked back the first...
Australia Pretends They Know How Winter Olympics Snowboarding Is Scored
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Arguably the most, and only, exciting event at the 2018 Winter Olympics is currently underway. The snowboarding final.
That is, of course, from an...
Julian Assange Says He’s Being Denied Access To The Latest Editions Of Wisden’s Cricket Monthly
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A bereft Julian Assange has taken to his Juliet balcony in London's Knightsbridge district this morning to lash out at...
Canberra Man Living Overseas Gives Up And Says He’s From Sydney
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Liam Webb is a proud Canberran. He grew up there, went to school there, and even decided to stay in Canberra for...
Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It
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A Philadelphia native and die-hard Eagles fan is losing his mind today after the Eagles’ stunning Super Bowl victory over the New England...
Experts Find Censoring Lyrics In Teenage Dirtbag Did Little To Prevent School Shootings
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A 17-year study has concluded that the removal a song lyric regarding a fictional character bringing a fake gun to school in the...
Democrats Say Oprah Is Plan B For 2020 Election If Hillary Doesn’t Feel Up To It Again
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The leftist fake-news rumour mill has gone into overdrive today speculating that former talk show host and one of the most influential people...
“Here, Use My Zippo” Says 18-Year-Old Glassie At His First Ever Staff Lock-In
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A spritely young bloke only three or so months out of high school has today proven that he is more than equipped for...
