The Queen Screens Calls From Charles Asking Her To Come Pick Him Up
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Her Majesty The Queen has revealed that she's been forced to screen a number of phone calls from Prince...
Dana White Meets With Vince McMahon To Discuss Where To Take Conor’s Storyline From Here
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The latest out of New York is that Conor McGregor, the famed prizefighter and Irish tall-poppy, is...
Indians Going Hard In The Comments
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The 1.5 billion people living on the subcontinent are today relishing in the fact that Australians are pathetic losers with shameful convict lineage...
Ringo Starr Receives Knighthood For His Contribution To A TV Show About Talking Trains
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Former drummer for The Beatles, Ringo Starr, has today received the commonwealth's highest honour for his role in bringing to life a fictional...
Furious Putin Slams US For Meddling In Russian Election After He Only Claimed 74% Of The Vote
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Another front in Russia's war of words has roared to life today after Vladimir Putin's election victory overnight was...
Kiwis And France Still Got Beef
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As rugby season kicks off, it has become clear that New Zealand and France still hate each other, not just in sport, but...
Fresh Arrival In London Finds Himself Organising Drinks With Brother’s Mate’s Cousin
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Lacking direction and purpose in life, Stephen Patridge threw caution to the wind and decided to move to London for some reason not...
CIA Recruit Heartbroken High School Girls To Monitor Social Media Activity Of Terrorists
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It is a known fact that if you want to get dirt on an ex-boyfriend or a new crush, your best friend is...
Hollywood Actresses Handed Emergency Rescue Whistles At Door Of Oscars After Party
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The Shape Of Water has come through as the surprise winner of 90th Oscar Award's Best Picture, but the real moment was when...
Pitbull’s Nickname Changed To ‘Mr Central Miami’ After Losing Passport
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The United Nations has today issued a shocking statement the status of pop superstar and rejected Bond villain, Pitbull, leaving the rapper unable...
