Robinhood To Rebrand As Sheriff Of Nottingham In Wake Of GameStop Saga
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After reading the room, US investment app Robinhood has announced they will be immediately rebranding.
Following a wave of controversy after their efforts...
“Okay The Joke Is Over You Fucking Peasants,” Says Wall St
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Wall Street has quoted popular Logan driller's No Money Enterprise today and issued a strong message to the GameStop nerds; Playtime's over, here...
Britain Realises The Bumbling Fool Thing Wasn’t A Gimmick
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As the UK becomes the first country in Europe to pass 100,000 coronavirus-related deaths, the people of 'Great Britain' are beginning to come...
Internet Reacts Hysterically To Public Servant Who Chooses To Not Dress Like An Oscar Winner
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Former democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has taken the internet by storm this week, for acting like an elected official who is...
Inspired By Australia Day, The Irish Host Their First Ever Celebration Of The British Arrival
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The famous rock ballad 'Zombie' was the first ever song with a female vocalist to reach one billion views on YouTube -...
Scott Morrison Congratulates President Biden and His Secretary Kamala Harris
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The freshly inaugurated US President Joe Biden has received an outpouring of support and congratulations from world leaders who are mostly just relieved...
America Celebrates A Return To Pillaging The Middle East And Bailing Out Wall Street Bankers
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Joe Biden has been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States today, after four years of chaos that came...
Government Says We Need New Apache Helicopters To Make Sure No More American Pigeons Invade Us
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The Federal Government has earmarked $4.5 billion to spend on 29 new Apache attack helicopters to help prevent further...
American Military Finally Facing The Prospect Of A War They Might Actually Be Able To Win
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In some exciting news from the United States of America, the nation's military forces are licking their lips at the chances of finally...
Miranda Devine To Take A Break From Twitter After Running Out Of Disabled Children To Vilify
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As conservative Murdoch shills across are spun into an existential crisis triggered by their bosses telling them that Trump is no longer...
