PM Who Took 6 Months To Order Enough Jabs Surprisingly Hasn’t Evacuated Afghan Terps Either
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact
The Prime Minister has shrugged off suggestion that he does everything last minute and/or when there's substantial public pressure,...
“Cool. I Guess” Says The Rest Of Australia As Brisbane Wins The 2032 Olympics Bid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The major cities and towns of Queensland have just enough freedom for their Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk to get away with flying to Japan...
“Oh Way To Rub It In!” Says Boris Johnson After Waking Up To A Severed Horse Head In His Bed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has today asked all Brits to remember the importance of being humble in victory, even though that is...
“Our Work Here Is Done” Says Australia, As Troops Leave Afghanistan With No Roads Or Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After decades of ramping up the political-patriotism every ANZAC Day and Remembrance Day to justify sending our bright-eyed young men and women to...
Melinda Gates Awarded Custody Of 50% Of World’s Population Controlled By Microchips
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A court deciding one of the largest divorce settlements in history has awarded Melinda Gates custody of 50% of the people who have...
Biden: “Please Don’t Use The $735M Worth Of Precision-Guided Weapons We Sold You 2 Weeks Ago”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President Joe Biden has expressed support for a ceasefire in Palestine during a phone call to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
This comes...
Matt Damon Asks US TV Hosts To Hold Up A Sec So He Can Get On Race 2 At Mackay Before It Jumps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A couple of American Breakfast TV hosts hoping for some front-page gossip have had an interview take a bizarre turn this week.
Speaking...
Denzel To Star In New Revoltingly Violent Movie He’s Clearly Not That Emotionally Attached To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some exciting news for middle aged dads right around the world, Denzel Washington is back... In a movie about a man with...
Big Pharma Feeling Persecuted By Calls To Make Life-Saving Treatments Accessible To The Poor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The worlds giant pharmaceutical companies have today expressed outrage at calls for mammoth profits to be put aside for the sake of humanity....
Nation That Has 9 Cities With More Residents Than NSW Surprisingly Not Reliant On Our Business
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
GREAT NEWS FOR EXPORTERS! In some pretty ordinary news for anyone whose livelihood relies on China for imports or exports - the economic...
