Primary school orchestra completely aware of how terrible they sound
22 August, 2016. 10:23
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IT'S SOMETHING THAT MOST parents discover when their child first gets their hands on a musical instrument....
Rio Closing Ceremony Marks Last Time Aussie Families Will Sit Down To Watch Channel 7
22 August, 2016 10:45
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With the rise of online streaming, and the rapid decline of anything worth watching on free-to-air television, this morning's Rio...
“That’s Not ctually the right answer”: Local Smart Reveals He Knows More Than The Trivia Host
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HE IS RIGHT AND EVERYBODY ELSE is wrong - Peter Hall knows everything there is to know about World...
Longreach Man Lives Life On The Edge And Purchases Prawns From Roadside Caravan
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IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK IN the afternoon and Kevin Geraghty's stomach is rumbling.
As a young professional with close to nine thousand...
Local dad loses interest in news and current affairs after buying hammock
16 August, 2016. 15:34
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AFTER A BUSY MORNING PRESSURING HIS adult children into moving out of his house, semi-retired architect...
“He Fell Into It, Fuck Ya!” Shouts Margot Robbie As Cousin Cops Red Card For High Tackle
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Dressed in a silky black maxi dress with thigh-high slit and carrying a light grey tote bag, Hollywood star...
Sunday Night Shift Manager At Maccas Bringing Back The Ski Jump
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There comes a moment in man's life when he comes to a fork in the road - should you just...
Michael Klim’s New Fragrance Described As “A Bold Mix Of Chlorine And Balinese Cigarettes”
15 August, 2016. 10:30
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Former Olympic gold-medalist swimmer, Michael Klim's new fragrance "KLIM" has been praised by the Australian men's...
Local lefty attending farmers market asks why farmers drive such ugly cars
15 August, 2016. 12:34
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CLUTCHING AN ORGANIC AVOCADO, smelling it for ripeness, Andrew 'Woodrow' Coolidge strode through his local farmers...
Teenager Follows Mum Back On Instagram For Her Birthday
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LEFT WITH LITTLE OPTION, a 13-year-old boy has had to follow his mother back on Instagram after being caught...
