Man fast approaching 30 feels he can finally start enjoying Bob Dylan unironically
12 August, 2016. 11:01
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FACING THE UNTHINKABLE PROSPECT that the people making pop music today aren't making it for people...
WOW! Caboolture Man Wins $25m Powerball, Spends It Exactly The Way You Imagined
11 August, 2016. 17:15
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The lucky punter that scooped the pool of the entire $25 million first prize on last Thursday night’s...
Perth man repeatedly asked if he knows Kevin Parker
11 August, 2016. 13:45
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DESPITE HIS FAVOURITE SONG being Slave to the Rhythm by Michael Jackson, Dennis Frogman is constantly...
Katter Proposes New State Flag For Queenslanders That Live Outside Jackie Trad’s Electorate
10 August, 2016. 14:15
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A regional Queensland secession ('Rexit') is the next piece of legislation to be introduced into Parliament...
Brisbane Experiences Critical Shortage In Speed Dealer Sunnies With Ekka Ride Operators In Town
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BP outlets across the River City are today experiencing a rare shortage in the 'speed dealer' model sunglasses usually available at each service station...
“I Don’t Like My Personal Details Being Online” Says Woman With 8 Social Media Accounts
10 August, 2016. 09:15
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Local woman, Tilly Langton (28) doesn't trust our Government's intentions when it comes to the 2016 Census.
"I'm...
Shock as local private school wins rugby premiership without a single music scholarship
9 August, 2016. 11:02
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TOM FRANKLIN ARRIVED AT SYDNEY'S MacAlister College borderline illiterate. But he was a whole head over six...
Subtle Red-Wine Stain On Man’s Lips Clear Indicator He Was Up All Night Watching Olympics
9 August, 2016. 11:15
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Local man, Bryce Goodwin (29) was under the impression he nailed his quarterly performance presentation this...
Late 30s Man Wearing High Top Converse Says They Don’t Make Bands Like Sublime Anymore
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TUCKING INTO A HEARTY BOWL of Fruit Loops before heading off to his full-time night job maintaining electronic DVD...
Local Man Finds Himself Placing Bets On 10m Female Air Rifle Shooting Qualifier
6 August, 2016 10:15
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Local punter, Greg Waterman (35) has spent the last 12 hours placing wildly unfounded bets on extremely obscure Olympic...
