The Today Show to be replaced by two pensioners reading from the Daily Telegraph in bed
3 August, 2016. 12:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE LATEST VICTIMS IN THE great Australia media cull could be two of the nation's most...
Chinese Investors Show Interest As Sydney Opera House Site Is Handed Over To Property NSW
3 August, 2016 10:35
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The Advocate can exclusively report this afternoon that Australia’s iconic Sydney Opera House looks to be sold to a...
Channel 10 Producers To Introduce Chlamydia Into The Bachelor Mansion
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DECIDING WHO SHOULD BE PATIENT zero is proving to be the biggest hurdle for the producers of Network 10's...
Shock as man in cargo shorts goes home with a solid 8
2 August, 2016. 15:34
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SLITHERING HIS SICKLY PALE body into the back of a taxi last night, local printing and...
Local musician inspired only by dead musicians
31 July, 2016. 13:04
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JOHN WHISTLER HATED AMY WINEHOUSE when she was alive, but in death, he says she's one...
Johnny Walker Targets Lucrative Jet Ski-Owners Market With New Blue Label And Cola Cans
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Johnny Walker announced today that they're targeting people who have four-car garages, above ground spas from Clark Rubber and...
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Read At Daily Telegraph-Level
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ZOOKEEPERS AT DUBBO'S WESTERN Plains Zoo are delighted to announce this morning that scientists from the nearby TAFE college...
Local boyfriend made sure he had half a carton in the fridge before The Bachelor started
28 July, 2016. 12:32
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE ONLY COMFORT THAT Michael Southwell had after he left work yesterday was that there was...
Brisbane Pub Becomes City’s First Licensed Venue To Allow Entry To People Not Wearing R.Ms
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In a landmark decision for the River City, iconic watering-hole The Brown Snake Hotel is the first Brisbane pub that...
Man who throws rocks at buses explains how you can’t be racist towards a religion
26 July, 2016. 10:56
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
TAKING A DRAG OF a Longbeach Menthol then spitting between his filthy Globes, Jaydyn Harper said...
