Experts Agree Close Range Tear-Gassing Of At-Risk Kids Not Ideal Method Of Rehabilitation
26 July, 2016 10:45
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An array of humans with real human emotions have today offered their real human opinions to the Northern Territory Juvenile Corrections...
Female law graduate receives Windex to clean the glass ceiling
25 July, 2016. 14:45
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WIPING AWAY THE TEARS as their daughter graduates at the top of her class, parents Bill...
Nation breathes sigh of relief as bungled Merrylands Police bombing labelled a “mental health episode”
22 July, 2016. 15:45
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IN A WORLD THAT'S GROWN accustom to Islamic terrorist acts, Australians woke this morning to news that...
PC Gone Mad? Brisbane High School Bans Punch Ons That Include More Than 7 People
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A Brisbane high school has drawn criticism today after parents of students complained about new measures put in place to curb the...
WATCH: These Young Labor members tried cocaine once, then they became Liberal staffers
20 July, 2016. 17:45
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NICK MALOUSH AND DANNY KOSCHE have been forced to re-enter the real world along with their former...
Mosman Mother Struggling To Domesticate Blooded Ex-Racing Greyhound
20 July, 2016 14:45
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A retired chardonnay socialist from Sydney's lower North Shore has just come to terms with the fact that greyhounds...
Learner motorbike rider can’t wait to donate organs
21 July, 2016. 14:34
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GREG POON THREW CAUTION TO the wind on his 40th birthday and decided to...
Goondiwindi Grandmother Insists Dark Features Come From ‘Spanish Ancestors’
20 July, 2016 14:45
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A 75-year-old Goondiwindi woman has once again today reiterated her theory that there was a large population of dark-haired...
AFP Investigating Dancing With The Stars Over Links To Extremism
20 July, 2016 14:45
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The Australian Federal Police have reportedly raided the HSV-7 (Global Television) studios in Melbourne this afternoon in response to the increasing...
ABC Media Watch Now Solely Focused On Explaining The Internet To Old People
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Local old person, John Solander (67) says that he didn't know people could read news online until about a fortnight ago.
"I just...
