Australia Pretends To Care About Royal Family Member That Isn’t Diana
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Most of Australia is today enjoying a day off in celebration of the birth of a Royal Family member...
Guitar Store Employees Endure 32nd Amateur Rendition Of ‘7 Nation Army’ This Week
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Tom Davis started working at a Bill’s Guitars in Adelaide when he finished school because, as you can probably guess, he loves...
Student On Academic Probation Asks If That Group Project Had His Name On It
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A South Betoota Technical College student, who was labelled 'At-Risk' by the institution just last week, has reached out...
Report: 9 out of 10 newspaper subeditors speak Egnlish as a second language
7 June, 2017. 13:23
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A startling new report into the declining newspaper industry has concluded that nearly every one of...
Albanian movie pirate outsmarts room full of copyright lawyers once again
7 June, 2017. 13:23
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Speaking to The Advocate via an end-to-end encrypted messenger app, an Albanian teenager who enjoys circumventing...
Indiana Jones franchise set to return with “Quest for the Coldest Tin”
7 June, 2017. 13:23
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Everyone's favourite archaeologist-turned-adventurer is slated to return to the silver screen in 2019 with Indian Jones and...
ASIO Investigating Nation’s Baristas After Alleged Hate Crime Against Andrew Bolt
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Australian intelligence agencies have announced they are investigating possible links to free-trade coffee retailers and frequenters of university library lawns, after conservative...
Fragile Barrier Reef Haunted By Celine Dion Music As QLD Government Signs Off On Adani
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Scientists monitoring the Great Barrier Reef have revealed that the entire natural wonder was haunted by the solemn sounds of Celine Dion...
ICAC asks Annastacia Palaszczuk to pencil in preemptive May 2021 hearing date
6 June, 2017. 8:34
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The Independent Commission Against Corruption has asked the Premier of Queensland to keep May of 2021...
Are Fidget Spinners Dangerous For Kids? Probably Not, But Teachers Fucking Hate Them
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Fidget spinners can apparently kill, maim and blind your innocent blonde-haired children, that's according a growing community of teachers that want to...
