Shock as privately-educated young man reveals he’s lost interest in rugby union
17 June, 2017. 12:34
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A polite, quiet young man has left friends in a state of shock after explaining that...
Tony Abbott claims ‘he has no idea’ how footage of PM’s speech mocking Trump got leaked to the media
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Tony Abbott fronted the media this morning and said he and his staff had 'nothing to do' with the...
Bauer Media staff frantically begin stripping copper wire from office walls as Rebel Wilson wins defamation case
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Senior executives at Bauer Media have begun distributing bolt cutters and pliers to their employees this afternoon after actress...
Poll: Why Do Footy Boys Always Go As Chicks To Fancy Dress Parties
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that 90% of straight Australian males have at one point in their life relished...
Network Ten employees frantically begin stripping copper wire from office walls
14 June, 2017. 15:34
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A number of employees at Channel Ten have taken the news that the network has entered...
Colgate Announces Strong Quarterly Profit With New Line Of ‘Truckies Toothpaste’
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Colgate-Palmolive Company have this week announced the successful completion of a strong financial year in 2017, with E.P.S. reaching $.52 per diluted...
Abbott Returns To Cryogenic Chambers To Unfreeze Climate-Denying Liberal Party Allies
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott MP has today decided to get the gang back together, as he leads a Liberal party backbencher...
Ten Eyewitness News to be replaced by Naked News in bid to save network
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The under-siege Ten Network announced this morning that their flagship news programme is set to be replaced by a...
Local man accused of flogging a dead ibis for ‘cheap laughs’
13 June, 2017. 11:23
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A North Betoota man has been denied bail this afternoon after he allegedly flogged a death...
Palaszczuk finds herself barracking for Sir Joh during 4Corners report into QLD corruption
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Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk, a once proud member of Young Labor whose entire youth politics and sense of self was built around opposing...
