Stan Grant Interviews Stan Grant About Being Stan Grant On The ABC Stan Grant Hour
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact
The ABC's chief international affairs analyst spoke candidly to a bloke from the New South Wales Riverina last night...
Pyramid Schemes Surge In Popularity as QAnon Members Look For A New Load Of Exciting Bullshit
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Multi-Level Marketing businesses, also known as Pyramid Schemes and Steaming Piles of Shit, are exploding in popularity as disappointed and confused Qanon...
John Barilaro Finishes Appearance Before Bushfire Grants Inquiry By Defecating On Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Today down in New South Wales, the Deputy Premier John Barilaro was called before a parliamentary inquiry into how...
PM Says Now Isn’t The Time To Talk About Craig Kelly, It’s Time To Focus On Our Tennis Heroes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister has shrugged off the suggestion that he needs to put wayward MP Craig Kelly in his...
Australian Gridiron Fans Celebrate Annual Day Where They’re Asked How Can They Watch This Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A group of blokes who love sport in all forms have observed their annual celebration day where they're asked...
Local Bar’s Unbeatable SuperBowl Drink Specials Somehow Fail To Lure People In At 9am On A Monday
SACHA COMB | American Sport | Contact
Believe it or not, a popular French Quarter sports bar is empty this morning as the NFL SuperBowl...
Mixologist Immediately Reaches For The Midori As Group Of 18 Year Old Boys Enter Pub
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Mixologist Rhiannon Burger (33) proved her ability as a maker of drinks today by immediately reaching for the Midori as soon as a...
2021 Employee Induction Program Mostly Just ‘You’re Not Supposed To Do This But I Do It Anyway’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
When it comes to establishing a good workplace culture, a well-prepared employee induction program is often the first port of call to ensuring...
Man’s Unrushed Way Of Life Underpinned By The Massive Inheritance Coming His Way One Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One a scale of one to ten regarding his anxiety toward his future, Max Stacey says he's about a...
Putin Offers Government Some Leftover Novichok In Case They Need To Solve Any Political Issues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister said he received a call from his Russian counterpart this morning to make an offer he...
