Kid At Wedding Has Had Enough
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A small child spoke freely with The Advocate yesterday during a local wedding, saying he'd had enough and wanted...
Perth Currently Receiving Condensed Version Of Last Year
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Residents of our nation's humble West are currently enjoying the condensed version of what the East Coast went through...
Local Farmer’s Wife Defies Odds By Not Having A Single Item From Jumbled In Her Living Room
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Some in the industry say it's an impossibility but one local farmer's wife says she doesn't have a single...
Local Woman Decides To Keep 4th iPhone Box In Drawer In Case She Needs To Read Paper Instructions
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If you were to look at Tegan Reynolds bedroom, you’d never have thought the clean and organised twenty-three year old had trouble throwing...
Sky Weather Meteorologist Politely Nods As Alan Jones Explains Climate Change To Her
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A 'woman of science' as had the subject of her Masters thesis explained back to her in the workplace...
Christmas Decorations Still Hanging Passive-Aggressively In Sharehouse
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While pitiful to begin with, the Christmas decorations hanging in a French Quarter share house are a constant reminder to all five...
New Study Finds People Are Leaving Sydney In Droves Due To It Being A Massive Shithole
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For months now, the recent exodus of people from Australia's largest city has been blamed on the on-going Revenge...
Man Still Watching 3D Movies On His Television Lives In Denial In Other Aspects Of Life, Too
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A local man who's still watching 3D movies on his living room television said he still lives in denial...
PM Tells Cricket Australia To Keep Politics Out Of The Game And Head To South Africa
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The Prime Minister has been on the offensive this morning after Cricket Australia announced plans to postpone the Tour...
Inflated Used Car Prices Sees Local Motoring Enthusiast Only Able To Afford This 2003 Zafira
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When the bloke at Shannon's asked Damien 'Frogstomp' Oldman if he was really insuring his forest green 2003 Holden...
