Barnaby Tells Media That Rhino Horn Cures Virus To See If McCormack Will Actually Say Anything
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The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has told media this afternoon in Canberra that he reckons a bit...
NewsCorp Becomes Australia’s Second Public Broadcaster After Latest Government Bailout
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NewsCorp Australia has officially become the second taxpayer-funded broadcaster in the country after the Federal Government's latest cash injection...
“This Is Serious” – McGowan Orders The Rusty Gate On The Eyre Highway Be Fixed With A Padlock
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Western Australia has now not only banned people from coming to visit, but have also banned people from leaving for the first...
WA Premier Mark McGowan Sounds The State’s Doomsday Kazoo, Plunging The West Into Lockdown
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The Pangolin's Revenge jumped the fence in our nation's West over the weekend, forcing Premier Mark McGowan to sound...
Graduate Lawyer Pretty Over Being Asked For Legal Advice At Barbecues
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"I'm so going to get you to defend me if I get done for DUI or something, how funny...
Demolition Contractor Weighs Up Copper-Wire-To-Asbestos Ratio Before Accepting Job
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Local demolition expert, Digby Schuster, has tentatively accepted to suss out a new gig at the now defunct South Betoota Ladies College -...
Ketut Wins 50% In Divorce Lawsuit Against Ex-Wife Rhonda
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If you thought 2021 was going to be better than 2020 you might want to give up hope now as it has been...
Local Bloke Using A Plastic Bottle Instead Of Buying Proper One Means He’s Only A Casual Smoker
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Inhaling a lungful of air from his now quite dirty homemade bong, local bloke Noah Tomlinson reassures himself for the fourth time that...
Housemate Prepares Ultra-Sensitive “Your Boyfriend Is Staying Over Too Much” Speech
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Jasmine Saunders (26) and her best friend Kim Roquette (25) have only been living together in their Betoota Greens flat for 6...
Bloke Who Doesn’t Get Out Of Town Much Posts Entire Tour Of Hotel Room On Instagram Story
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Parading around his rented Gold Coast apartment, local bloke Lucas Prior is pretty keen to show his followers how sick his new air...
