Morrison Gets Himself Stuck In Jumanji In His Most Brazen Effort To Avoid The Media
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a roll of the dice, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has deliberately got himself trapped in the supernatural board game Jumanji in his...
Woman Upset Boyfriend Stopped Asking What Was Wrong Just As She Planned On Telling Him After Third Try
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Staring at the TV with her arms crossed, local woman Nicole Jordan is displaying some clear signs of agitation - much to the...
Johnny Ringo’s To Host Inaugural Bull Riding Event If 2032 Brisbane Olympics Bid Gets Signed Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some great news for the people of Queensland and Australia, Brisbane's bid for the 2032 Olympic Games looks more promising by the...
Fancy Man Casts Eery Silence Over Group Chat By Suggesting A Boys Trip To Dark Mofo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man tested his mates' appetite for avant-garde art and cold air this morning by suggesting they go...
High Schooler Says His Cardiologist Advised Him Not To Do Any Stressful Homework This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local high schooler has told his English teacher this afternoon that his cardiologist has advised him not to...
PM With Countless Daily Briefings Maintains He Knew Nothing About Sex Crimes In His Building
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As another day dawns, the Head of Marketing in Australia is still singing the same song.
A week after Brittany Higgins came...
News Returns To Facebook After Government Learns People Only Read The Headline And Comments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australian news content is going to return to Facebook soon thanks to the Federal Government and the US social...
Holden Rodeo Belonging To Apprentice Butcher About To Get A 3-Inch Straight-Through Exhaust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
From next week, if you hear an elephant trumpeting or a low-flying jumbo jet pass overhead, chances are it...
PraiseSeeker Increases JobSeeker By $3.60 A Day In Latest Effort To Distract Voters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister has gifted the nation's unemployed an extra $50 a fortnight in his latest effort to distract...
Scotty The Jolly Swagman, New Dawn For Leftie & Big Money Rugby League Offer – February 23
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
