PM: “Fuuck Take Me Back To The Good Old Days When I Just Played Candy Crush At The Footy”
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The nation's chief bloke says he just wants to go back to the good old days today where he...
“I Am A Victim And You’re All To Blame”
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The Attorney-General Chrisitan Porter has revealed today in Perth that he is the victim of a terrible smear campaign.
The West...
PM Left Confused After Rio Tinto Chairman Steps Down Over Something He Didn’t Actually Do
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Rio Tinto chairman Simon Thompson will step down from his position sometime in the next 12 months following the destruction...
Bridget McKenzie Still The Only Member Of Government To Face Consequences For Some Reason
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As of this morning, it's been confirmed that the former federal Sports Minister Bridget McKenzie is still the only member of the Coalition...
McGowan To Keep WA Border Closed In An Effort To Protect Local Crystal Meth Manufacturing
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WA Premier Mark McGowan says he believes that with 2.6 million square kilometres of mostly barren dirt, his state is more than...
Jesus Phones Scott To Remind Him That He’s Being A Pretty Shithouse Christian Right Now
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Spiritual leader and popular sky man, Jesus H Christ of Nazareth, has phoned our Bloke-In-Chief to remind him that...
Sydney Uni Student Still Waiting For A Pat On The Back For Not Celebrating January 26
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Covid-19 has been a difficult time for University Students, especially for those who love nothing more than to assert their intellectual authority by...
Final Report Into Aged Care Recommends Not Being Poor As The Best Way To Receive Decent Care
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The final report into the aged care sector was handed down today and one of the key findings in...
DNA Test Reveals Body Found In Bushland Outside Canberra Is Not That Of Missing Prime Minister
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The search for missing man Scott Morrison continues today after DNA test results prove the body found in bushland...
Investigation Into Crown Suggests They Couldn’t Even Run A Chook Raffle
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The preliminary investigation into Crown Resorts has uncovered many systematic failures that have seen the company be accused of...
