Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser
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British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable to endure the backlash and criticism levelled...
Royals Strike Back, Porter Feeds Parrots & Our Premier Blasts The Government – March 10
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Fan Favourite Tino “Big Country” Fa’asuamaleaui Sparks Calls For More Rural Usos In The NRL
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After a sensational 2020 season from both Tino "Big Country" Fa'asuamaleaui and his NSW rival Payne "Killer" Haas, the NRL fanbase are enticed by...
Premier Demands Canberra Prop Up Industries Crippled By Her Election Strategy To Shut Borders
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The Premier of the greatest state of all has today renewed her calls for the Federal Government to extend the JobKeeper Scheme to...
Meet The Bottle Of Boiling Hot Truckie’s Urine Set To Join Kochie And The Others On Sunrise
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A bottle of urine that's been left on the side of a lonely stretch of West Australian highway is...
Linda Reynolds’ Doctor Says She Still Doesn’t Have Enough Ticker To Return To Work
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The gutless public servant at the centre of one of Canberra's most pressing issues is extending her holiday today...
“As Man With Three In My House, International Women’s Day Means A Lot To Me”
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Self-described TERF and parliamentarian Scott Morrison said he was filled with joy today, as the father of two daughters...
Considerate Housemates Move Bender 5 Metres Further From Door Of Bloke Who Has Work Tomorrow
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Mateship is alive and well in Betoota’s French Quarter, a suburb best known for disguising bars as the family owned businesses that used...
“Very Kind Of You, But Please Don’t” Says Kirkup After PM Offers To Fly Over For WA Election
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As Mark McGowan confirmation day edges closer and closer, Zak Kirkup has today turned down a request from Australia's Prime Minister.
Speaking over...
Report: On Second Thought, Maybe The Many Pox-Ridden Hellholes Of Europe Need The Jab More
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Italy and other assorted lands of disease and pestilence across Europe have banded together to block the shipment of...
