Tipsy Apprentice Fights Overwhelming Urge To Steal Schooner From Bar
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As he finishes a glass of beer, tipsy carpenter apprentice Joel Wood fights the overwhelming urge to pocket the schooner for no reason...
Paid Leave Porter Pockets Cash From Teenagers Waiting Outside Bottle-O
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Making the most of the weekend, Attorney General and man most skilled in making a nation shake their head, Christian Porter, decided to...
Report: Bad Day To Be A Beer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from a local watering hole.
It's an awful day to be a beer.
Particularly a cold one.
More to...
Forklift Driver Who Dropped Pallet After Big Night On The Piss Given Month Of Politician Leave
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man is resting up today, after a bit of a prang at work.
Christian Reynolds (35) is currently on paid...
Paid Leave Porter Throws Rock Through Perth Bus Window
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The holidaying Attorney-General Christian Porter confirmed overnight that it was him who threw a rock through a Perth bus...
PM Begins Tackling Sexist Culture In Canberra By Changing Tyre For Helpless Woman In Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our Prime Minister Scott Morrison is leading from the front making captain's calls on sexism in Parliament House, he...
ACA Playing At Full Volume On Outdoor Flat Screen A Fair Indicator This Pub Is Good For A Blue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local hi-vis watering hole in Betoota's light industrial Flight Path District looks like the type of place you could find yourself in...
Suburban Sherlock Holmes Finds Tools Stolen From His Ute On Facebook Marketplace Two Hours Later
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"The rush was extraordinary," he said.
"There they were. For sale in Betoota Ponds. All my tools."
This morning around five,...
Queenslanders Offered Cheap Tickets To Launceston So They Can See A Colder Version Of Ipswich
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Queenslanders have been offered a once in a lifetime opportunity today to visit parts of the country that they'd...
This Week’s Pitch On Gruen Challenges Teams To Market A Porter Apologist To Rural Queenslanders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two advertising agencies from some city will be pitted against each other this week on the ABC's Gruen Transfer...
