Mate Reckons Shitty TV Show Gets Really Good After First 6020 Minutes Halfway Into Season 6
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Local woman Brittany Williams is today copping some nagging from her mate when it was revealed for the fifth time that no, she...
Barnaby Heroically Takes On Mice Plague With Nothing But A Hammer
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The nation's spiritual agricultural minister has decided enough is enough and has taken it upon himself to fight the...
Science Still No Closer To Finding Out Whatever The Fuck This Thing Is
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For years now, teams of scientists at the nation's peak scientific body have been trying to discover just what...
Sky News Decides Exhibiting Even The Most Basic Respect Toward Women Is A Left-Wing Cause
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The nation's other public broadcaster has made the editorial decision today to label displaying any sort of respect toward...
PM Figures His New Ironing Board Rebate Might Settle Down These Protestors Outside Parliament
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Prime Minister Morrison has finally snapped this morning and agreed to meet with the thousands of women gathering outside Parliament House today.
After playing...
Xi Jinping Congratulates People Of WA For Voting To Adopt A One-Party China Style Government
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The President of China Xi Jinping has congratulated the people of our nation's Prosperous West this morning after they...
Paid Leave Porter Giggles While Shaking Terrified Electrician’s Ladder
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After waking up from a nightmare where he actually faced consequences for something, Attorney General Christian Porter decided to cheer himself up.
Enjoying...
Bindi and Rebel Allowed To Start Doing Stuff Again Now This Facebook Shit Is Sorted Out
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Bindi Irwin, Rebel Wilson and anyone who’s been on Married At First Sight have all been approved by the Australian press to once...
Bindi and Rebel Allowed To Start Doing Stuff Again Now This Facebook Shit Is Sorted Out
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Bindi Irwin, Rebel Wilson and anyone who’s been on Married At First Sight have all been approved by the Australian press to once...
Sunrise Introduce New 2-Foot Co-Host Mini-Kochie
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Lovers of early morning TV have been waiting in anticipation to find out who will be the next co-host to sit aside David...
