Inner-City Social Justice Warrior Runs Into Peter Dutton In Airport Toilet And Says Nothing
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Someone who said they'd give Peter Dutton a piece of their mind if they ever saw him had the...
“This Is My Grand Final” Says Yuppie Sydney Terrace House Resident With Tickets To Hamilton
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A upper class Sydney resident from the gentrified suburb of Balmain is today beside herself with excitement.
Because, this run of the mill...
Paid Leave Porter Hits Rock Bottom As Troy Buswell Calls Him A Disgrace Outside Spearwood ALDI
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Disgraced Attorney-General Christian Porter said he's hit rock bottom after getting called a disgrace by disgraced former Treasurer of...
Government Says Greens Opposition To Back Burning Is To Blame For Slow Jab Roll Out
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The nation's Head of Marketing has today come out to reveal the cause of the slow progress on the spicy cough jab.
With...
Economists Say Now Is The Time To Buy A Venezuelan Credit Card As Supply Chain Nears Total Collapse
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A number of leading economists say now is the time to purchase an L1A1 SLR or equivalent as society...
Paid Leave Porter Spices Up Hump Day By Blinding Commercial Aircraft Pilot With Laser Pointer
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The nation's Attorney General has this afternoon revealed to The Betoota Advocate how he's livened up his hump day.
With lawyers frantically working...
Government: “Jab Roll-Out Will Be Late And Over-Budget Like Every Other Fucking Thing We Do”
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The Health Minister Greg Hunt looked reporters in the eye today and actually told the truth, breaking party lines.
He...
County Coogee’s Gutters Run Black As Irish Pour Out A Pint For Those Back At Home In Lockdown
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The 33rd Irish County of Coogee, the only county currently outside the draconian lockdown measures imposed by the Oireachtas,...
AstraZeneca Under Fire After 1 Of The 17 Million Recipients Gets Hit By Bus After Second Jab
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Australia's medicines regulator insists there's "no evidence" the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine is the cause of pedestrians being run over by buses which has...
Trending Hashtag “#ScottyThaPutridDog” May Indicate PM Has Already Lost The Regional Town Vote
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A disturbing trending hashtag on social media today has been the strongest indication that Prime Minister Scott Morrison may...
