National Party Hopes The Once In A Century Floods Drown Out The Once In A Century Mice Plague
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As their counterparts deal with the fallout from the nation demanding some form of accountability for misogynistic behaviour in politics, the Nationals have...
Sydney Man Selflessly Endures 2-Hour Sit-Down Shower To Do His Part To Fight Rising Dam Levels
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Sydney is once again dealing with a rain bomb, which is causing issues for Warragamba Dam - the biggest...
Owner Of An Over-Insured VE Commodore With Fucked Timing Chains Accidentally Drives Into Floodwater
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The owner of one of the nation's only comprehensively-insured VE Commodore Omegas has tragically killed it this morning after...
“How Can We Soften Our Public Image?” Asks Gov That Deports Disabled Australian-Born Children
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Federal Government is looking to improve it's public image this week after months and months, perhaps even years,...
Boyfriend Can Somehow Walk Past This
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local | Contact
Ben Kibota (29) is a bright middle-aged man currently climbing his way up the ladder at one of Betoota’s top law firms, his...
Ethnic Dad Reaches 110 Decibels During Surprise 10pm Phone Call From An Old Overseas Mate
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
The other four members of the flinders family have today had to pause their Shrek 3 viewing as the patriarch received a...
Drunk Woman Thoughtfully Deletes All Trace Of 3am Messages For Future Sober Self
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As local woman Vanessa Reynolds downs the last of her bubbly, she begins to briefly entertain the idea of firing off some messages....
Elderly Greek Neighbour Wants To Know If You Need 10kgs Of Zucchini
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a gesture of aggressive generosity, retiree Constantine Baros (85) stopped by his neighbours house in the Betoota Flight Path district to ask...
Rex Chairman Told To Join Centrelink Queue Like Alan Joyce Did If He Wants A Bail Out, Too
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Federal Government's QantasKeeper Programme will officially start next month with subsidies on air tickets and Qantas wages being...
Teenage Cousin Now Old Enough To Be Filled In With All The Family Dirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Thirteen is a funny age, filled with confusion, angst, the sudden urge to eat everything, and access to all the family’s dirt -...
