Roo Shooter Not Allowed Near The House, Says Mum
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A transient man who dad has contracted to thin out the wild animals that keep killing themselves on his fences, shouldn't be driving...
“Haha I Hate Being Centre Of Attention” Says Only Friend In Social Circle With Pink Hair
In what has come as a shock to many, local abstract artist, slam-poet and owner of pink hair, Rose “Moon Girl” Gardener (31) has...
Intro To Rap Song Giving Tarantino A Run For His Money With Long Winded And Unnecessary Dialogue
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All local woman Coleen Watts wanted to do was listen to some music. Not watch a short film.
It’s alleged the 23-year-old Betoota Heights...
Goofy Group Of Blokes On Boys Trip Propose Having A Few Beers In The Airport Bar Haha
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Even though it is nowhere near beer o'clock, a bunch of lads on tour have decided it might be time to treat themselves...
Egypt Flies In A Dad From The Straddie Boat Ramp To Reverse This Bloody Thing Out
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As the Ever Given continues to block the Suez Canal, the Egyptian Government has today announced a drastic new plan to solve the...
PM Under Impression Journo Who’s Spent Career Hounding Bullshit Artists Would Go Easy On Him
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Scott Morrison has admitted today that he didn't expect his sit down with Tracy Grimshaw to go quite like that.
With the stinging...
Horrifying Fight Club Culture Found To Just Be Some Kid Filming A Punch On At Local High School
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In some breaking news from our Betoota Ponds this afternoon, it can be revealed that there isn't actually an organised 'Fight Club' at...
“Jobs Should Be Based On Merit, Not Quotas” Says Young Lib Working For Dad’s Mate In Canberra
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With the debate around gender quotas in politics firing up around Canberra and the country this week, one young man has come out...
Travel Ban Lifted On New Zealand To Help Stimulate The Stalling Sydney Property Market
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House prices in Sydney are in dire need of a kickstart as the market stagnates in the economic quagmire...
Craig Kelly Surprised To Discover He Is Also On Mental Health Leave
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Liberal MP and Conspiracy Theory Connoisseur Craig Kelly has been shocked to find out that he too is on mental health leave.
The decision...
