‘I Don’t Know, Maybe It’s Just Me Though’ Says Local Woman After Finishing Bitter Hate Filled Rant
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman, Jescinta Thompson is just dying to talk smack about a mutual acquaintance.
So much so, she's been trying to find an...
Mum Traps Burglar In Kitchen With Freshly Mopped Floors
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A quick-thinking local Mum is being hailed a hero today after executing a citizen’s arrest of a man she found robbing her house.
Mother...
Coastie Mate Happy To Suck The Brains Out The Prawn Heads If Everyone’s Done With Them
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
The prawn, a delicious crustacean that has captured the palates of millions of Australians for over a thousand summers. Its versatility has...
Undeniable New Data Confirms Monte Carlos Are The Superior Biscuit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The commonly-held theory that Arnott's could see just as much, if not more, success by releasing an assorted cremes-sized packet of only Monte...
Loosened Covid Restrictions Allow Punch-Ons In Footy Car Parks Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With the stadium loving state of NSW becoming the latest to allow 100% capacity at sporting venues, footy fans are rejoicing as loosened...
Chirpy Little Brother Shot Down In Front Of Brother’s Mates With The ‘Stop Trying To Act Cool’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
If there’s one thing little brother James Thompson wants more than anything in the world, it’s the approval of his older brother Stephen.
A...
Friend Who Thinks She’s A Bit Out There Claims To Have Undiagnosed ADHD Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local erratic and full-time social smoker, Ella Gibson (44) reckons the reason she’s a bit out there is due to her ADHD, a...
Spotify Curates New Playlist Of Songs Most Selected By Drunk White Chicks
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
It’s 4:30pm and the girls have been on the rosé since midday. The heels have come off, the makeup has soaked in and...
City Girl On Prac In Western Queensland Really Impressed By The Fighting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The town of Roma has been rattled by the arrival of a well-educated good looker that isn't related to anyone, as droves of...
Outback Air Strip Now Only Utilised By Jackaroos Who Want To See How Fast Landcruisers Can Go
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Gilchrist family, owners of Lake Betoota Cattle Station, say they haven't had to have the flying doctor land on their property since...
