Local Pilot’s “If It’s Not Boeing, I’m Not Going” Hat Once Again Looking Pretty Fucken Silly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A hat belonging to a local pilot, who's been working in the French Quarter Coles bakery now for almost...
PM Descends Into A Full Blown Jolly Swagman To Distract From New Allegations Against Staffer
Yesterday it was an Australian flag mask and a womens hockey jersey with 'SCOMO' written across the back of it.
Today, he's gone up a...
Reality Dawns On Inner-City Leftie That Some Of His Mates Might Actually Be A Bit Conservative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A self-described moral arbiter from the French Quarter has spoken today of his shock after learning some of his...
Frydenberg Changes Zoom Background To Bowser’s Castle To Intimidate Zuckerberg
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Tech giant Mike Zuckerberg had the carpet pulled out from under him for a change as Australian Treasurer Joe Frydenberg changed his Zoom...
Creepy Old Man At Shops Really Going Hard With Prolonged Eye Contact And Heavy Breathing
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As she sits in her local Westfields food court munching on a crispy chicken baguette, local woman Mara Campbell has the eerie sense...
Local Tabby Rejects Offer Of Open Door Despite Meowing For Ten Minutes To Be Let Inside
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Sundays or ‘gremlin days’ are an opportunity for local woman Emily Gordon to spend hours in bed, indulging in her favourite lazy activities...
Police Searching For Blurry Man
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A suspected man is on the run after a break-in at the iconic Betoota $2.20 Bargains Galore store.
The shop, formerly known...
PM And Treasurer Practice Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine Ahead Of Next Negotiations With Facebook
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Swinging around a copy of the Yellow Pages they had incase Google really did fuck off out of Australia, Prime Minister Scott Morrison...
“Mark Zuckerberg Is An Out-Of-Touch Rich CEO,” Says Bloke Who’s Worth $300m For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Home Affairs Minister has criticised Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg for being an out-of-touch, rich CEO today after the...
Giant Multinational Tech Company Surprisingly Holding Strong Against Remote Island
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the nation wakes to another sunny Friday, it can be confirmed that Facebook is still holding strong on its commitment to ban...
