Baba Says Djoko Will Cure Cancer After He’s Done Winning This Tennis
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A French Quarter area grandmother has made the bold claim that tennis player Novak Djokovic will vanquish the Spanish...
19-Year-Old Enjoyed Reading His First Newspaper This Morning But Glad He Never Has To Do It Again
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A Betoota Heights teenager woke this morning to find his Facebook devoid of news content, forcing him to quench...
Report: Not A Bad Day For Someone Trying To Duck Questions About His Staff Committing Rape
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As the nation reacts to the bombshell decision by Facebook to ban news from its platform for Australian users, the Prime Minister has...
Scott Morrison To Star In Upcoming Local Production Of ‘Death Of A Salesman’
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The Prime Minister will play the lead role of Willy Loman in an upcoming Canberra production of Arthur Miller's...
Local Government To Erect ‘Think Of Your Female Relatives’ Signs In Dimly Lit Parks And Walkways
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Our local government has today announced a brand new initiative to try and improve community safety.
The Betooota Municipal Council has revealed a...
PM’s Office Says Scotty Had ‘Cowering Under Bed To Hide From Media’ In His Diary For Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Where is Scott Morrison?
If you want to know, just call his private office number.
The Advocate made a short call...
Bank Of Mum & Dad Begin Offering Select Customers Free Accommodation To Save For Deposit
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Local branches of the Bank of Mum & Dad are introducing an ultra-competitive home loan package this week that...
Dutton Takes Basic Math Refresher Course As PM Fails To Market Himself Out Of Latest Scandal
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The Prime Minister's handling of this latest scandal has forced Peter Dutton to re-evaluate his future as Home Affairs...
“Bloody Hell These Indian Farmers Love A Whinge, Don’t They?” Says Local Farmer
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A Betoota Downs grazier has had a bit of a chuckle to himself catching up with what's been doing on...
Scientists Find The Only Subaru Outback Without A National Parks Pass Sticker On Windscreen
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As the world burns down around them, scientists from the nation's peak scientific body have made a breakthrough today as...
