Walgett Tells The Virus To Run It Straight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
WRONG TOWN FOR THAT: The ever-spreading Greater Sydney virus is going to face its biggest challenge yet, after stumbling into one of...
Millions Of Aussies Still Struggling To Get A Jab Advised To Bring A Crying Orphan With Them
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A WASTE OF DECK SPACE: The government has today aired growing concerns that not enough people are completing their civic duty to...
Deporting Innocent Working Australians Just About The Only Thing Morrison Government Capable Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The High Court has refused to hear the appeal of four-year-old Biloela asylum seeker Tharnicaa Murugappan, clearing the path...
Government Told To Get Fucked 25 Million Times As Nation Mistakes Census For Performance Review
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The Federal Government has rushed to clarify that this week’s census is not a customer satisfaction survey after receiving a number...
Even Mum Thinks It’s Time For Leunig To Shut The Fuck Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the pandemic refuses to fuck off, the culture wars continue to rage in the leatherbound home offices of Australia's most elite...
Bureau Of Statistics Apologise For The Way The Government Made Them Word The Religion Question
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the 2021 Census taking place tonight, the Australian Bureau Of Statistics has warned the public that a lot of people might...
Hillsong Mate Doesn’t Read The News He Reckons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Rocco, a close friend from footy who manages to remain one of the most popular members of the club despite his religious...
Doctors Who Convinced Government To Give Us Year Off Work Urged To Explain Climate Change Too
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Climate scientists are urging the medical professionals who got a word in the ear of the politicians about the spicy lung to have...
Byron Markets Face Critical Shortage Of Ginseng And Ginger Extracts After Recent Outbreak
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NSW Premier has today warned residents of Byron Bay that now is not the time to get experimental with their approach...
“Get Your Jab Today” Say Politicians Who Are Fully Aware It’s Never Been That Fucken Easy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's politicians have ushered in a brand new week in trademark style today.
With two major cities and large regions in lockdown,...
