No End In Sight For Religious Tensions As Heavily-Funded Israel Invades QLD Rugby League
Hostilities surrounding the state of Israel Falou are once again in the news, as the most controversial figure in Australia's rugby codes announces plans...
Unbelievable Revelations Emerge That Our Fast Bowlers Might’ve Known About Ball Tampering Plan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The Australian sporting fraternity is in a state of shock this week after allegations have come to light that maybe our fast bowlers...
Fortitude Valley Cops Ignore All The Illegal Shit NRL Player Is Doing So They Can Get A Photo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's new festival of rugby league went off without a hitch on the weekend!
Aside from the devastating number of injuries that occur after...
Absolute Sicko Watches Every Match At Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Magic Round, which sees every NRL match of the round played in Brisbane across one weekend, was first held in 2019 before...
Australia Waits Excitedly To Find Out Which Weird Arse Sports We Are Now Surprisingly Good At
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With just under 10 weeks until the 2021 Olympics take place in Tokyo City, once again Australians are waiting with baited breathe to...
Bulldogs Plan To Win Game In Ultimate Magic Round Sorcery
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Hold on to your witch hats, because the Canterbury Bulldogs have revealed a whimsical wazoo of a plan ahead of the coveted NRL...
Annastacia Sends A Bugatti To Pick Up Adam Reynolds From Airport, Tells Everyone To Be Nice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Landing in Brisbane last night ahead of NRL Magic Round, Rabbitohs stalwar Adam Reynolds has returned from injury ahead of schedule.
The 30-year-old will...
Brisbane’s Cocaine Dealers Forced To Put On Hundreds Of Extra Staff For Magic Round Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The River City's Cocaine Industry is currently being run off its feet today.
With the NRL's Magic Round in town, and roughly 300...
Cricket Australia Reveal Michael Slater’s Black Eye Was Caused By Falling Chinese Space Junk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's peak cricketing body has hosed down speculation that Michael Slater's new black eye was the result of...
45-Year-Old Punter At Brekky Creek Who Reckons He Nearly Made NRL Urged To Have Another Crack
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Every bloke, sitting in every pub in South Queensland, spinning tall yarns about how they were overlooked for the Brisbane Broncos in their...
