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KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening, as he attempts to cure his case of February blues. With the BBL wrapped up, the Aussie UFC card done and dusted and no live Rugby League yet on the TV, local bloke Jayden Minto told The Advocate that his entire existence seemed...

JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Irrelevant yet prolific AFL Pundit and former player Kane Cornes has wobbled his mouth up and down in front of a national sports radio microphone this week, this time to pass comment on a topic he knows literally nothing about. Speaking on SEN on Monday, Cornes took issue with the fact that after Collingwood player Jack Ginnivan’s...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Less than a week away from their first professional NRL match, the Dolphins have today revealed why they would prefer to simply be a stateless club with no identifying characteristics but a cartoon mascot. After what looks to have been a immoveable gridlock between heritage and marketing, the NRL eventually decided to remove any reference to the geographical location...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With round one of the NRL season just around the corner, Fox Sports premiere rugby league pundit Paul Kent knows that these ambulances aren't going to chase themselves. On a phone call with Lachlan Murdoch today, Paul Kent is believed to have used language that the supreme leader of NewsCorp is not familiar with. "We need to get back on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has shaken the very foundations of the National Rugby League, it seems that a weekend of heavy drinking in regional New South Wales has resulted in some drama. This comes after the St George Illawarra were thumped 42-24 by the South Sydney Rabbitohs in their annual Charity Shield match, but coaching staff gave the players the...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT If asked to list her favourite hobbies, Sharnie Tellers (27) wouldn’t say that she was a Rugby League fan. The girlfriend of long-suffering Broncos supporter, Adam de Vere (28), Sharnie has for most of her life left the worship of rugby league players to her older brothers and her boyfriend. However this afternoon it’s believed Sharnie has come...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UFC Heavyweight haymaker, Justin Tafa, has officially been handed the keys to Logan - after his first fight back in Australia in nearly four years. MMA experts around the world are today praising Tafa for his ability to Fortitude Valley his opponent in just over one minute. Fortitude Valley, or The Valley, as it is affectionately known by Queenslander, is...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It's happened again! With a few million around the world watching on as a major sporting event unfolds, a Random Souths Guy has appeared on TV screens. A long held tradition, the Random Souths Guy is a character that turns up all over the globe, with fans of the NRL's most popular team making sure they're team gets...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's top order are bracing themselves for a tough time after seeing the pitch that curators in India are serving up. With the much anticipated first test in Nagpur now less than 24 hours away, Australia's front line batsman have been given a look at the pitch that they will be treated to as tourists. Traditionally a very...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long suffering Rugby League fan has today decided to commit to another year of pain and misery. Local Betoota Heights plumber Joseph 'Cherry' Thompson says, like the NRL season - he's ready to go round again. The Channel Country man who supports the Wests Tigers for some reason unbeknownst to even himself, says he's going to get...