OH&S Concerns Trigger Debate Over Whether Leichhardt Oval Should Be Turned Into 600 Meriton Apartments Because Wests Tigers Are Simply Too Shit To Justify Spending $40m
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In shocking news for NRL fans who once had a grandfather who lived in Balmain before it was gentrified to hell by graphic...
Tasmanian Jack Jumpers Begin One Final March To Claim NBL Title Against Melbournegard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The fabled Tasmanian JackJumpers have today begun their slow but steady march towards an NBL title.
The JackJumpers team are famous for being...
Please Think About The Truckies That Might’ve Heard Their Role Model Latrell Mitchell Using Swear Words During A Triple M Post-Match Interview At 10PM
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In one of the greatest examples of the Australian media's delusional sense of self-importance, Rabbitohs star Latrell Mitchell is this week under fire...
Brisbane Intellectuals Ask Bartender If The Keno TV Can Be Used To Play Carlton V Richmond
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In the world of AFL football, Carlton have only just bested a limping Richmond by five points at the MCG for round 1...
“Cheese What Are You Still Doing Here!?” Says Bam Bam After Stumbling Across Shoeless Brandon Smith In Vegas
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Two weeks after the inaugural NRL Vegas Round, and it seems the people of Nevada are still hosting some of the rowdiest Australian...
NRL Judiciary’s Week-Long Decision Spares Leniu The Horror Of Returning For Round 9 In The Cauldron
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After a week of allowing moronic public debate around what is and isn't racist, The NRL Judiciary has last night finally handed down...
Knights Fan Insists His Side Would’ve Been In Vegas If Tinkler Was Still Around
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A proud Novacastrian has been asked to take off his rose-coloured glasses today as he yearns for years...
NFL And NBA Now Seriously Concerned About Losing Fans To Australia’s Domestic Rugby League Comp
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The 2024 NFL Super Bowl broke records with audience numbers, after a combination of Swifties, 2000s RnB fans, and genuine football enthusiasts tuned...
NZ Cricket Chef Rolls Out Red Carpet For Lunch, Treating Aussies To Luxurious ‘Muxed Grull’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
After having a bit of a tough time with the bat, the Australian cricket team has today had their spirits cheered a little....
Basin Reserve Curator Prepares A Slow Deck To Counter Australian Pace Attack
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The curator of Wellington's Basin Reserve has told The Advocate that he has prepared a slower deck for tomorrow...
