Blues Fans Celebrate Win By Staying Out Until 10pm In The Pissing Rain
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Residents of city of Sydney rejoiced last night after NSW’s win over Queensland, briefly letting their celebrations reach over 100 decibels before the...
Cameron Smith Offers To Come Out Of Retirement To Referee Game II
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In sensational Rugby League news, The Betoota Advocate can reveal that Cameron Smith has offered to come out of retirement for State of...
Ray Warren Elegantly Dances Through Pronunciation Of Trbojevic
As Queensland looks to be wheeling New South Wales to a humble loss, it appears commentators are once again not flinching at the ethnic...
Half-Cut Salesmen At Corporate Lunch Absolutely Stoked About Brief Convo With Billy Moore
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While the State Of Origin three-game rugby league series between New South Wales and Queensland is considered to be one of the most...
Turnbull Poses With Relevant Football Jersey Associated With Upcoming Sporting Fixture
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Prime Minister Turnbull's undying love for the great Aussie pastime of Aussie Rules Football was on display for all today, after he...
Report: Why Do All Former Origin Greats Look Like They Were Playing In Their Late 40s?
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Today is the day, game II of the fiercest rugby league showdown in the history of the game.
As the State Of Origin highlight...
Year 12 Drama Student Blows Class Away With Gus Gould Style Monologue
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A young man in the town's north has today brought his classmates and teacher to tears with an inspiring rendition...
Nation’s Ethnic Restaurants Excitedly Prepare To Violate RSAs With 3 am World Cup Matches
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Ethnic restaurants and cafes across the country (with one notable exception) are abuzz this week, in preparation for the World Cup.
Exorbitant amounts...
Local Boxing Gym Offers Classes On That Oootz Oootz Noise People Make While Warming Up
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A local boxing gym, that has recently expanded their services to people who don't actually want to fight, has today advertised classes on...
Sydneysider Planning To Cheer For Maroons Now Stands Accused Of Cultural Appropriation
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With State of Origin game one fast approaching, Twitter is alive with vigorous debate after a Sydneysider who supports the...
