AFL Audiences Wonder Why Cameron Ling Is Yelling At Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The nation's AFL fans have today submitted an official inquiry to Channel 7, demanding to know what the did wrong to get yelled...
Parramatta Eels Lose Bye Match
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In what commentators are already calling “Australian sports even-more-darkest day” Nation Rugby League team the Parramatta Eels have lost...
Local Greek Drowns Out All The World Cup Hype With Four Hours On The Hose
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Spero Bartzis, a 62-year-old from Brisbane's West End, has spent the last 3 and half hours hosing down his concrete driveway.
The weathered grandfather...
Princess Mary Says The Real Victory Tonight Is The SBS’s Historic Defeat Of Optus
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact
Princess Mary Of Denmark has told The Advocate that reporters from both Denmark and here in Australia have asked her...
Optus Also Forced To Share The Broadcast Rights For Late-Night Erotic Scandinavian Films
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An embattled Optus have had to concede defeat for a second time today, after they allowed public broadcaster SBS to continue broadcasting erotic late...
Man Who Hasn’t Watched Soccer In 4 Years Unimpressed By Tunisian Right Back’s Performance Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local Betoota man who hasn’t watched a game of soccer in 4 years was incredibly unimpressed with the shift put in by...
Italian Mate Says The Standard Of Soccer In 2018 World Cup Has Been Pretty Shit So Far
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A prominent Italian-Australian from West Betoota has today declared that he hasn't really been watching much of the soccer, because it's been really...
European Nation Of 70 Million Beat Australia At Our Fourth Most Popular Sport By 1 Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's first dance in the 2018 FIFA World Cup has seen us controversially go down to a country that probably has equivalent to...
Sandpapergate: Cricket Australia Slams English Cricket Fans For Engaging In Hilarious Banter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Cricket Australia has lashed out at some English cricket fans who thought it was acceptable to engage in banter...
Mate Who Claims To Be Really Into Soccer Happy To Field Any Questions About World Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The 2018 FIFA World Cup gets underway this week and the nation's soccer guys are ready for their time in the sun.
One local...
