Dodgy Older Cousin Reckons The Pingers Used To Be Way Better
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Dodgy older cousin, Tyrone (39) says he often dreams about the good old days when several $20 dollar pingers would have him...
Local Divorcee Has No One To Stop Him From Firing Up The Weber In Bed
9 March, 2016. 11:15
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Recently divorced local man, Brad Paisley, says barbecuing in bed is in his top five most favourite...
Photo Of Tony Abbott’s New Tribal Tattoo Suggests He Might Be Having A Mid-Life Crisis
7 March, 2016. 11:15
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A photograph of Tony Abbott's newest tattoo has resulted in a buzz amongst political commentators, who suggest...
Man Asks Other Man To Please Not Strangle Him Into Unconsciousness
6 March, 2016. 18:45
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An popular Irish athlete's entire career is in jeopardy after it was revealed to millions of...
Townsville Cop Sacked Without Pay For Bringing The Cowboys Into Disrepute
8 September, 2016. 11:15
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With the NRL finals starting this week, clubs across the country have switched on damage control...
Next Republican Debate To Take Place Inside Cage At WrestleMania 32
4 March, 2016. 15:35
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SLATED AS BEING ONE OF THE most electric sporting events of the year, the five remaining...
Malcolm Turnbull Vows To Never Catch Public Transport Again After Experiencing Gosford Station
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After boldly revealing on social media that he was travelling via public transport to the Central Coast on New...
90% Of Baby Boomer Social Media Activity Based Around Calling People Bludgers
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Local Baby Boomer, John Gorman, has been using social media for approximately 18 months.
In that time, 90% of his...
Former PM Admits He Used To Self-Medicate With High-Powered Nimbin Bush
2 March, 2016. 16:45
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Last week, the Australian parliament passed new national laws today paving the way for the use of...
Trump Seeks Advice From Tony Abbott On How To Keep His Job
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A Donald Trump rally in Virginia took an interesting turn yesterday, after the Republican President took several bites out of a raw...
