“Can’t We Just Shoot Them?” Asks Dutton
18 May, 2016 17:45
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PRIME MINISTER MALCOLM TURNBULL has been forced to ask Immigration Minister Peter Dutton to 'take it easy' for the...
Brisbane Mayor Threatens Struggle Street Producers With Violence
18 May, 2016 14:45
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SBS documentary Struggle Street has been refused permits to film a second season in Inala, with Brisbane Lord Mayor Graham...
Local Dad repeats ‘Fuck me, dead’ over and over watching Q&A
17 May, 2016. 12:34
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AFTER BEING SUCKERED INTO watching ABC's Q&A in his own home by his left-leaning family, 69-year-old...
“Ram-Raids Are A Perfect Example Of The Australian Ideas Boom” Says Turnbull
11 May, 2016 15:45
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Often described as "Australia's Drive-By" - the ram-raid is a variation of burglary in which a vehicle is driven through the...
Malcolm Turnbull Forced To Watch 20 Minute Penrith Highlights Video On Gus Gould’s iPhone
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Malcolm Turnbull's entire security detail has been stood down today, after the Australian Federal Police learnt that the Prime Minister had been...
Queensland legalises running over cyclists just days after Uber blitz
11 May, 2016. 11:45
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MAKING OUT WITH YOUR boyfriend in a country under Shari'a Law is considered safer than riding...
Local man ‘doesn’t feel like doing much’ after listening to Radiohead’s new album
10 May, 2016. 11:45
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DESPITE HAVING MUCH TO do today, one local office dweller is contemplating chucking a sicky after...
Origin Players Reminded, Once Again, That You Can’t Give More Than 100%
9 May, 2016 17:15
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Australia's entire rugby league community has been rattled by news last week that suggests there is no such thing...
Governor-General Impressed By Malcolm Turnbull’s Attitude
8 May, 2016 10:15
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today visited the Governor-General Peter Cosgrove to ask for a double-dissolution election. He then launched...
Only A Very Small Part Of Melbourne Has Trendy Laneways, Says Jaded Middle Class
8 May, 2016 10:15
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Residents of Melbourne's outer suburbs have today insisted that the outsiders perception of the Victorian capital is nothing but a...
