Aussie Tax Payers Allowed One Free TV Each After Paying Gerry Harvey’s Staff’s Wages All Year
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In the most exciting news for home entertainment upgrades since Kevin Rudd's $900 stimulus cheque, Harvey Norman are giving away 1 x...
Hipsters Outraged As Justin Hemmes Converts Terrifying Bikie Pub Into A Family Friendly Venue
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One of Australia's largest hospitality groups has made a move on the Diamantina Shire this week, after it was confirmed that the...
Bloke Drinking Alone With Oakley Tan Lines Just Flew In From The Mines Not A Bad Spot Aye
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A high-income loner currently piping into random conversations at a local beer garden has apparently flown back in from the mines, aye.
This...
“Give Our PM A Break!” Says Boomer Who Will Die Of Neglect In Government Funded Aged Care Home
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As the Prime Minister edges closer each day to buckling under the pressures of leading a government made up of corrupt rapists,...
Report: Bit On
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For the first time in his professional career, it seems that Prime Minister Scott Morrison might have to do a bit of...
Australia’s Dorky Bosses Currently Showing Their Edginess By Putting On A Bit Of Daft Punk
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In the wake of French electronic duo Daft Punk splitting up, men, women & children all over the world have lamented this great...
“This Damn Cancel Culture!” Says Sky News Viewer After Getting Sacked For Wanking At His Desk
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After his fourth violation of workplace code and conduct, one local Sky News viewer Joe Corbyn (58) has finally been let go from...
Nation Just Glad PM’s Ministers And Staffers Thought To Tell Him About This Pandemic Thing
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The fall out continues in Canberra this week, as the list of people who knew about an alleged rape of a staffer...
PM Makes International Womens Day Speech: “Can’t Live With Ya, Can’t Live Without Ya Haha!”
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today spoken to a crowd of bold, independent women this morning - and emphasised three key themes...
Report: Spose It’s Time To Get Stuck Into The Panettone
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A recent report fro inside the empty pantry has find that it might be time to get stuck into the Panettone that has...
