Paid Leave Porter Finally Memorises The ‘Goodbye Horses’ Dance From Silence Of The Lambs
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After a couple hours of make-up appliance and costume changes, the Attorney-General has today finally nailed the choreography of one of his favourite...
Bob Katter Says Only Way To Save Aviation And Tourism Is To Nationalise QANTAS At Gunpoint
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IT'S TIME TO TAKE IT BACK: Prime Minister Morrison has today unveiled a $1.2 billion tourism package as part of its bid to...
Paid Leave Porter Pisses His Pants With Laughter While Relentlessly Prank Calling Triple Zero
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As his whispy beard grows bigger, the Attorney General Christian Porter is finding more and more ways to enjoy himself while confined to...
Buckingham Palace Criticises Eddie Murphy For Unrealistic Portrayal Of Black Men As Princes
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Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor is Queen Elizabeth's great-grandson. His father, Prince Harry, is sixth in line to the British throne; his mother, Meghan Markle...
PM Pays Touching IWD Tribute To Jenny, His Darling Wife Of 31 Years: “Ya Get Less For Murder!”
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Today we celebrate the 110th International Women's Day. This year's theme is #ChooseToChallenge – it's a motto that is proving to be unearthing...
Buckingham Palace: Meghan Bullied Us So Badly We Couldn’t Focus On Prince Andrew Allegations
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Buckingham Palace have once again leaked new rumours about the estranged Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle, as the first black woman to join...
Mathias Cormann Rocks Up To OECD With Dyed Blue Hair To Match His New Views On Climate Change
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Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has heavily promoted former Finance Minister Mathias Cormann’s diplomatic credentials in calls with international counterparts, as the retired federal senator...
“What About International Mens Day?” Sneers Paid Leave Porter Inside His Humble Perth Mansion
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It's official, this woke feminism stuff has gone too far.
That's according to the Attorney-General Christian Porter, who has only just discovered that 'these...
Bye Bye Linda
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In a move straight out of the Scotty From Marketing playbook, it seems yet another high-powered female will be falling on her...
Nation’s Rural Lesbians Pack Up Their Subarus And Embark On Pilgrimage To The Promised Land
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With the world's first COVIDsafe street party taking place this weekend in Sydney, the nation's LGBT community are ripped and rearing to...
