Paid Leave Porter Experiences Pure Euphoria While Starting Fires In Avon Valley National Park
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In Western Australia today, the Liberal Party remains in palliative care after a devastating state election bloodbath over the weekend.
In a scenario not...
Mice Plague Yet To Inconvenience Enough Coal Mines For National Party To Do Anything About It
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Western NSW grain growers are beginning to fear that this year's winter crop will be decimated by feral mice as the overwhelming rodent...
Undercover Cop Reaches Into Billabong Satchel To Grab Some “Scrilla” To Pay For “The Eccies”
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A cool 39-year-old dude currently loitering around the front bar of one of Betoota's premiere nightclubs is looking for "some E" if you...
28-Year-Old Still Lays Awake Wondering Why Half The Saddle Club Girls Had American Accents
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With everything going in the world today, a local Gen-Y finance consultant has still got time to sweat the small stuff.
But it depends...
Nonna Smiles While Unloading Potentially Life Ruining Gossip About Mortal Enemy’s Son-In-Law
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Local Nonna, Maria Esposito, has today got a bit more fire in her whisking elbow as she whips up the creamy polenta usually...
PM Praises Our Democracy Because Not Far From Here Corrupt Politicians Are Met With Bullets
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Scotty From Marketing has been criticised over his response to Monday's nationwide March4Justice rallies, with the prime minister noting that the women protesting...
Katter Delivers Stirring Speech At Womens March After Confusing It For CWA Drought Fundraiser
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"We will get through this together!" shouted Bob Katter MP, as the crowd cheered.
"These troubled times require input from every man and woman...
Sky News Dad Begins Dominating Arguments With Leftie Daughters After Learning The Word “Woke”
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Local semi-retired sporting goods retailer slash property investor, Royce Rodson (71) has this week stumbled across the kryptonite to his daughters and their...
ACA Playing At Full Volume On Outdoor Flat Screen A Fair Indicator This Pub Is Good For A Blue
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A local hi-vis watering hole in Betoota's light industrial Flight Path District looks like the type of place you could find yourself in...
Government’s Delayed Vaccine Roll-Out, Rape Scandals, Dodgy Grant Scandals To Vanish At 7PM
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The mounting allegations of sexual assault levelled towards high ranking Federal government staffers and ministers is set to not longer be an issue,...
