Aboriginal Kid Busted Stealing His Dinner Sent Somewhere A Bit Scarier Than Empathy Training
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A vulnerable black kid from the Northern Territory has today experienced the repercussions for his silly actions, after being caught stealing a loaf...
Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Worse For Brissy, The Kookaburra Queen Pulls A Suez Canal In The Brown Snake
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The situation in Brisbane City has gone from bad to worse this afternoon, after the three-day snap lockdown has been compounded by a...
9 Infrastructure Projects That Bob Katter Will Demand When He Gets Balance Of Power After The Election
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As of next week, when Andrew Laming MP is eventually sacked by the Treasurer Josh Frydenberg, because Scott Morrison is too scared to...
QLD Wondering If The False Promise Of A Vaccine Was Just A Distraction From The Sex Crimes
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Greater Brisbane has recorded even more positive cases of the virus today, as the city enters day one of the snap three-day lockdown.
Premier...
Local COVID-Coward Has No Real Reason For Moving Back Other Than She Couldn’t Hack London
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Local COVID-Coward, Melodie Uptown, has begun her two weeks in hotel quarantine today - after finally pulling the pin of that miserable megacity...
Instagram Thirst Trap Met With Quick-Fire Responses From Every Idiot Except Intended Target
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Practicing her poses as she flips to her favourite ‘Cali girl’ Instagram filter, local woman Hannah Rockford is sure she’s going to finally...
NewsCorp Makes History By Holding Scotty Accountable For Telling Blatant Lies To The Public
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In a weird turn of events last night, it appears that the Prime Minister of Australia has apologised for misinforming the public during...
Nation’s Superhero Sign Language Translators Summoned By State Premiers As Floodwaters Rise
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The torrential rain currently battering Australia's eastern coastline is verging on sign-language-levels of disaster, it has been confirmed.
Evacuations are currently taking place in...
PM’s Pupils Dilate As He Thinks About All The Glorious Photo Opps He’ll Get Out Of NSW Floods
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As things finally began to settle down in the Mid-North Coast of New South Wales, it seems the evacuation centres are once again...
“Not All Men” Says Type Of Bloke Who Has Never Met A Woman He Didn’t Make Feel Uncomfortable
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As Australia comes to terms with the very real possibility that our government is running a protection racket for a political class of...
