Scotty Declares His Reliable And Capable Government Has Secured “ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOSES!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
If you believe our rapidly gear-changing Prime Minister on any issue related to the roll-out of vaccinations, then you'll be happy to hear...
“If You’re Worried About This Jab We Don’t Have, You Can Always Use Our App That Doesn’t Work”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has last night successfully constructed a narrative to excuse himself for not vaccinating the entire country by October,...
Nation Waits For Just One Politician To Address The Fact This Looks A Lot Like Fucken Slavery
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As tech companies continue to pat themselves on the back for their commitments to climate change and acknowledging the human rights of LGBTI...
Christine Holgate Sacked From AusPost For Proposing Post Offices Stay Open Later Than 4:59PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The board of Australia Post has hit back at former chief executive Christine Holgate during a submission to a Senate inquiry on Tuesday.
The...
Unvaccinated Boomer Really Regrets Nailing His Flag To The Libs At Every Dinner Party In 2019
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local semi-retired picture frame retailer, John McEvoy (72, Betoota Grove) says someone rich as him always has options when it comes to voting...
Neighbours Quietly Ditch Upcoming Melbourne Skinhead Plot Line Amid On-Set Racism Accusations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Producers on the iconic Australian soap opera 'Neighbours' have had to scramble this week to rewrite and film several episodes that have been...
Malcolm Turnbull Sacked From Yet Another Job For Bringing Up Climate Change A Bit Too Much
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In undeniably similar circumstances to the 2018 Lib Spill that saw Scott Morrison take-over as the Prime Minister Of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull has...
Q&A Ratings Take Hit As Nation Grows Tired Of Watching Elitists Argue Same Shit For 20 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
ABC's iconic panel-argument show Q&A has experienced a huge slump in ratings for 2021, according to the outdated method of surveying a sample...
Byron Bay Yuppie Ridiculed By Her Girlfriends For Getting Swabbed Like A Brainwashed Sheep
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Bangalow-based online sarong retailer, Bethany Myles (33) has today been ostracised and bullied by the people she thought were her friends, at least...
Scotty Asks His Disgruntled Female MPs If It’s That Time Of The Month Or Something
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
As the government continues to implode over the Prime Minister's horrible handling of several serious allegations of sex crimes being perpetrated by...
