Paul Murray Makes Formal Complaint To Sky News HR About Colleagues Calling Him ‘ALDI Alan’
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One of Australia's last bastions of free speech has today been rocked by claims of hurt feelings, after Paul Murray filed a formal...
Community Transmissions Now Low Enough That Men Can Stop Washing Hands After Going To The Loo
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JetStar flight JQ201 from Sydney to Auckland has just disembarked in the Land Of The Long White Cloud this morning, as both the...
Bluey Writers Satisfy Twitter Diversity Demands By Introducing Pitty Rescued From Dog Fighting
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The writers behind ABC's hit kids cartoon Bluey have today neutralised an echo chamber culture wars debate that had the potential to end...
“No Jab For Me” Says Byron Woman Who Lets Untrained Colonics Gurus Blast Her Rectum With Litres Of Water
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The rates of conspiracy-led vaccine skepticism in the Byron region is now verging on a public health emergency, with just 63.6 per cent...
Governor-General’s Wife Catches Him Trying Out Some Of Those Moves He Saw At The Navy Ceremony
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Australia's formal representative for the Queen has today been testing himself in some of the disciplines made famous ADF's newest military unit, The...
Report: What Kind Of Fucken Operation Are You Running Here, Mr Defence Minister?
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Not even two weeks into his new role as the Minister Of Defence and Peter Dutton MP has already dropped the ball.
The ADF...
Byron Now At Late Stage Of Gentrification Where Optional Medical Procedures Become Oppression
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Not that we have nearly enough doses to even worry about 1 in 5 million chance of experiencing side effects from the Oxford-AstraZeneca...
PC Madness? Aussie School Teachers Banned From Using Terms Like ‘Shit For Brains Little Cunt’
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In the most recent manufactured outrage, NewsCorp and Channel 7 are today working tirelessly to bang a 'culture wars' drum that drowns out...
Entire Crew Of Road Workers Trying Their Best To Not Discuss Thrilling Final Episodes Of MAFS
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As the 2021 season of Married At First Sight reaches it's finals fever pitch, thousands of blokey blokes around Australia are trying their...
WA Liberals Set A Standard For Gender Equality By Having A Female MP In One Of Their Two Seats
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As the Morrison government attempts to hijack the news cycle by over-commemorating the death of Prince Philip many press releases and social media...
