PM Gives Andrew Laming A Fidget Spinner To Prevent Further Sexual Harassment Allegations
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The ADHD-riddled Member For Bowman is no longer a threat to innocent young women in public, as the Prime Minister doubles efforts to...
“Well If You Don’t Do Anything Wrong You Won’t Die In Jail” Says Local Section 10 Magnet
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A Betoota Grove man that has been white and rich enough to get away with three seperate section 10 conditional discharges, says when...
Albo Misses His Number Being Called At Haberfield’s IGA Deli And Now Everything A Fucking Joke
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Shoppers in Sydney's Iron Cove have reported feeling awkward this afternoon, after a prominent local Italian gentleman skirted very close to 'really losing...
Laming Reveals Shock ADHD Diagnosis, Claims He Only Films Up Women’s Skirts After Red Cordial
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Liberal MP Andrew Laming has today revealed that he suffers a medical condition that explains all of his bizarre and illegal behaviour -...
Pivotal Redneck Conspiracist Vote Up For Grabs After Craig Kelly Gets Banned From Facebook
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Australia's volatile anti-medicine/borderline Nazi voters are at a loss today, after their loudest supporter from Canberra was banned from Facebook.
Former Liberal MP Craig...
Young Dad Who Hasn’t Left The House In 5 Years Nails Entire ‘Frozen’ Soundtrack At Karaoke
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A local early-40s bloke with daughters has revealed himself to be an early-40s bloke with daughters last night, during a work event at...
Subtle Keyhole Surgery Scars On Knee Hint To Corporate Woman’s Past Life As A Netball Fanatic
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While at work, local Betoota Grove-based asset manager Kyra Bardon has no interest in discussing anything other than work.
This is mainly because...
Outback Leftie Honoured To Meet A Homosexual
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Being the only bloke in town who cares about carbon emissions and the plight of refugees can be a lonely existence for...
Report: Going Against Traffic On A One-Way Street Is Fine If You Are Reversing At High Speeds
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Driving down a one-way street in the wrong direction is completely fine, so long as your car is facing the right way -...
Scotty From Marketing Repaints Kirribilli House Hi-Vis Fluro To Remind Voters He’s One Of Them
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The bungled jab roll-out is almost a distant memory today, as the Government begins another week of dropping dead cats on the table...
