Local Tradie Doesn’t Back The Bánh Mì To Touch The Sides So Yeah A Curry Steak Too Thanks Luv
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Local chippy Dennis Dingle from Betoota's booming Ponds District has today had to do the double tap on his hunger pains.
The 38-year-old door-hanger...
1996 Hyundai Sonata With Full Tank Doubles In Value After Spike In Fuel Prices
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Motorists were dismayed again this week as fuel prices in the CBD rose to $1.48 per litre.
That is, everyone except for Justin Chan,...
Melinda Gates Hits Facebook Marketplace To Offload Bill’s Home Golf Simulator, Pick Up Only
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Bill and Melinda Gates decided to divorce several months before the May 3 announcement, according to the salivating American tabloids.
This tops off a...
Sydney Outbreak Unfortunately Linked To Caucasian US Strain, Fails To Justify India Flight Ban
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has let out a mighty sigh this morning after NSW contact tracers reveal that his widely condemned racist...
“Fuck. Where Was I On Saturday?” Wonders Albo Looking At List Of 6 Sydney Barbecue Retailers
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Federal Opposition leader and potentially Australia's first single dad Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese has spent the last few hours in a panic -...
Stuart MacGill Kidnapped By Barossa Winemakers After Derogatory Remarks About Region’s Shiraz
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There has been a new twist in the Stuart MacGill kidnapping case, as police begin executing search warrants right across Australia to figure...
PM’s Media Team Physically Restrain Him From Posting Tone Deaf Photo Of Last Night’s Curry
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Pressure is mounting on Scotty From Marketing to reverse his poorly-received India travel ban as the United Nations joins a growing list of...
Nan Says Handsmaid’s Tale Actually Looks Like Fun After Growing Up Catholic In Rural Australia
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As Season 4 of the US TV hit The Handmaid's Tale returns to screens in Australia, millions of viewers are tuning into SBS...
Newtown Girl Living In Terrace House Owned By Parents Criticises Selfish Right-Wing Boomers
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A direct beneficiary of the post-war generation's hysterical wealth-hoarding has today taken to social media to blame that same 'selfish' demographic for everything...
PM Breaks News To Jenny That Unfortunately The Overgrown Lawn At Kirribilli Is A State Issue
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In the face of recharged debate surrounding the Federal Government's obligation to provide quarantine facilities that aren't re-badged luxury hotels in the middle...
