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Milk Crate With Perfect Square Cut Of Foam At Entry To Worksite Suggests Heavy Union Presence

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new low rise construction development in the growing 'Meninga Corridor' between Betoota Heights and Betoota Ponds appears to be quite a staunch...

Craig Kelly Resigns From Liberals To Launch A New Party That Will Better Serve His Community

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another chink in the Prime Minister's armour, controversial backbencher Craig Kelly has quit the Liberal Party. It has been confirmed that the...

34-Year-Old Dumps A Red Mitsubishi After School Drop-Off In Touching Tribute To Daft Punk

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A former festivalhead from Betoota's Flight Path District has today mourned the loss of her favourite electronica band in most appropriate way she...

‘Day Dreaming’ Apprentice Actually Just Fantasising About King-Hitting Builder’s Foreman Son

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 'useless' teenage apprentice has today been roused on once again at a Betoota Ponds construction site, after momentarily drifting off from the...

Scotty From Marketing Claims He Didn’t Know His Party Even Employed Females In The First Place

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister continues to fave questions over whether a “don’t ask, don’t tell’’ culture exists in the Liberal Party - as he...

PM Says Sexual Assaults In Parliament House Have Always Been An Issue For States To Deal With

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come out of hiding today to finally address that news story he's been hiding from all week. During a...

Melbourne’s African Gangs Slowly Transform Into African Picnics As Facebook Bans Herald Sun

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The horrifying scourge of Sudanese and Ethiopian gangs wreaking havoc in Melbourne's public spaces has seemingly vanished over the last six hours. This follows...

Facebook Changes See Government Accountability Limited To 1 Hour A Night On Free-To-Air ABC TV

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians who want to know more about the blatant acts of corruption being committed by our elected officials - at both a local,...

Serial Sex Offender Cleared Of All Charges At District Court After Pleading No Daughters

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT One of the town's most notorious rapists has today walked free from the Betoota Court House, after the magistrate took into account...

Senator Cash More Outraged Over Rumours Of Consensual Sex Than Her Own Staff Being Assaulted

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As waves of former female Liberal staffers and officials begin to speak out with support for the victim of an alleged...

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