Victoria Fear Growing Bondi Cluster Means They Can’t Say “You Don’t Know What We Went Through”
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Victorians are believed to be growing worried that today's spike up to 31 new cases in Greater Sydney might result in the NSW...
Scotty From Marketing Finally Fronts Media After Hiding Out For 4 Days: “How Good Was Origin!”
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After almost an entire week of radio silence, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today held a press conference with the aim of distracting...
Brisbane Facing Critical Shortage Of Gone In 60 Seconds Blu-Rays As Premier Extends Lockdown
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LOCKDOWN IS HARD ENOUGH: Brisbane residents are today reporting that the city's lockdown measures have impact the region's supply of high-definition video copies...
Greg Hunt Explains To PM That Prioritising Jab Roll-Out In Marginal Seats Might Be Last Straw
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Health Minister Greg Hunt has sat down with Prime Minister-In-Hiding Scott Morrison today to discuss how his latest dead-on-arrival plan might be the...
Melbourne Toff Fails To Convince QLD That Their Premier Is A Hysterical Traitor Who Hates Them
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A Toorak man who talks like a character from a Jane Austen novel has failed dismally today in his efforts to convince the...
Loudest Cunts In Politics Going On Three Days Without A Media Appearance Or Public Statement
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In a haunting throwback to the time he took off to Hawaii in the middle of the Black Summer bushfires, Prime Minister Scott...
Nation Wondering How We Fucked Up So Badly That These Nutjobs Are Feeling Self-Righteous
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After a week of abhorrent public health messaging from an absent Prime Minister, the growing army of lunatics who think that Bill Gates...
Katter Boys Tell Palaszczuk To Just Say The Word And They’ll Secure A Supply Of Federal Jabs
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THE ISARRECTION: With 95% of Australians still yet to receive their jabs, the Federal Government has this week proven that are even capable...
Prime Minister Billy Hughes Praised For Beating Spanish Flu By Using CBD Hotels For Quarantine
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Former Prime Minister Billy Hughes has officially been recognised for his world-class management of the Spanish Flu epidemic.
Hughes served as the 7th Prime...
QLD Premier: “Fuck You And Fuck Your Bullshit National Cabinet. Give Us Some More Fucken Jabs”
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THE NORTHERN BLOWTORCH: The Queensland Premier has today run the ball up the middle and launched a brutal attack on the Prime Minister...
