Politics

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some shocking news this morning, Jacinda Ardern has announced she will not be doing another term as New Zealand’s prime minister, stating that she doesn’t have the energy to seek re-election and has instead decided to focus on her family. This comes as an increasing trend of millennials quiet quitting in search for a better work life balance,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is considering a drastic career move. According to an anonymous insider within NSW parliament, the under fire Premier is planning to jump on a ship and flee to the South American nation of Argentina. Following in the footsteps of thousands who donned...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today doubled down on his war against Sydney's powerful pokie machine families, after briefly stumbling into the face of a dirt file campaign launched against him last week. While attempting to move on from the 'Nazi costume' scandal that was unearthed by faceless enemies last week, the embattled NSW Premier appears certain that his...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The premier of Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today moved to repair his public image. Premier Dominic Perrottet has been under fire for the last few days after revelations emerged that he wore a Nazi Uniform to his 21st birthday. While photos are yet to emerge, Perrottet came forward at the end of last weekend to confirm...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the NSW election just 10 weeks away, Premier Dominic Perrottet has has been working around the clock to move past that unfortunate Nazi costume saga. In what can only be described as the worst start to an election campaign since Albanese forgot how many people didn't have jobs in Australia, Perrottet came out and apologised for a distasteful...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last few Liberal MPs that remain in Federal Parliament after the May election have been once again caught by surprise this morning. Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is currently in the chair at the Royal Commission into the failed and criminal Robodebt scheme today. With the introduction of a Federal corruption watchdog last week, and thousands of public servants...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving he can still embarrass us even when he’s not PM, Scotty from Marketing bought front row meet and greet tickets to YouTube transphobe Jordan Peterson’s Sydney show. But the highly circulated picture of two of the worst people you know is not the only thing that came of that meeting. In time for Christmas, Scotty has released his own...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactNew Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern yesterday had to reprimand a young reporter, after a conference proved even being the leader of a country won’t exempt you from copping stupid, misogynistic questions. Speaking in a joint conference with Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin in Auckland on Wednesday, the two leaders had hoped to answer questions about the global economy, labor...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Member for Cook has today shocked the nation by revealing that he is physically incapable of saying the word sorry. The former Prime Minister proved the point once again, by refusing to admit that his blatant attempts to undermine the nation's democracy were morally and politically appalling. Scott Morrison refused to offer a sincere apology for one...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week raised eyebrows after revealing a new ploy to turn their party around. While Anthony Albanese and Peter Dutton attended a barbecue to raise awareness for prostate cancer yesterday, the rest of the Liberal Party brains trust enjoyed a special lecture from one of their idols - Jordan Peterson. Travelling to Australia to...