Albo’s Advisor Begs Him To Not Purchase 2023 Porsche 911 Turbo GT3RS In Acid Green Until He Retires
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's optics advisor was reportedly pushed to the brink today after Albo casually floated the idea...
Dutton Reassures Nation He’s A Completely Normal Guy While Eating Maxibon From Cookie Side First
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has once again reassured the Australian public that he is a totally normal guy, all while eating a Maxibon...
Labor To Win Back Rural Seats By Only Selecting Candidates That Make You Go How Bout The Size Of Him
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will be targeting Labor's once-rusted on regional seats in the 2025 Election, it has been confirmed.
Widely considered a 'lost...
Local Stay-At-Home Son Takes Annual Leave, Flies To Washington To Watch Inauguration On Big Screen Out In The Sleet
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Local 30-year-old bar manager and permanent stay-at-home son, Fraser Denning, has stunned friends and family by taking annual leave...
Dutton Prays Economy Gets Bad Enough For Suburban Mums To Consider Voting For Everything They Despise
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In terrific news for Peter Dutton, the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) governor Michele Bullock has doubled down on the central bank's stance...
ABC Chair Kim Williams Attempts To Understand The Likes Of Rogan By Smoking DMT And Trying Wild Meat
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ABC Chair Kim Williams took an unconventional approach to understanding controversial podcaster Joe Rogan this morning, reportedly smoking DMT...
Report: Chances Of Anything Meaningful Getting Done In This Fucking Place Today Are Slim To None
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The nation's federal representatives are meeting today for the last time this year and once again, they've left some...
Nationals Set To Challenge Their Position In The Coalition Centipede Leading Into The Election
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The Nationals are said to be dismayed with their spot in the Coalition Centipede heading into next year's election...
Dutton Welcomes Comparisons To Potatoes And Voldemort Saying Dirty Lefties Are Missing The Point
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton brushed off recent and historic comparisons to a potato and unpopular fictional wizard Voldemort, calling...
Dutton Catches Himself Daydreaming About Going On The Joe Rogan Podcast
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton is fantasising today about appearing on a future episode of the Joe Rogan Experience after...
