Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events, one of the most malignant Fortunate Sons within the Morrison Government has decided to actually make a logical decision - for the first time since his career was ruined 6 months ago. Christian Porter MP has revealed he will quit politics at the next federal election, claiming that he wants to spend...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country has breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning after confirmation came through that our politicians have taken the Jenkins report in and are going to be better. Concerns that the report will generate a few headlines before being chucked in the back cupboard have been eased after a Liberal Party Senator allegedly made dog noises...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With news breaking that a staggering one out of three parliament staff members has experienced harassment, those who have been victimised by the misogynistic, toxic workplace culture are quickly coming forward, before anti trolling laws stop them from having a voice. This comes as no surprise to anyone, considering parliament has a checkered history of ignoring victims’ claims of...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation grapples with the social and economic fall out of the spicy cough and a raft of other minor issues, the Government has made sure to keep working on the big stuff. With little to no clarity around how our economy is going to move forward in regards to Net Zero 2050 or how countless people...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The first Prime Minister who was able to make Australians value the existence of the once pointless concept of state governments, has today criticised premiers for their efforts to clean up after him. Australia has 6 state parliaments. It also has 2 territory parliaments known as legislative assemblies. These parliaments are located in Australia's 8 capital cities. Once upon a time, state and territory...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Coalition Government stares down another collapse in leadership, the Federal Opposition has today made a bold play at winning over the swinging inner-city moderate Liberal voters. With both the Liberal Party and the National Party at each others throats about this Net Zero thing they apparently agreed upon so that Scotty could look like a future-focused world...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today shocked the nation by appearing to display a bit of hypocrisy on a political issue. After spending the last 12 months fighting tooth and nail to prevent anyone from investigating the behaviour of the man who was the highest-ranking law officer in the land, the Government has today revealed that the ABC can't hide...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's Head of Marketing has fronted the cameras this morning, to continue his naughty habit of telling fibs. After rounding out last week claiming to have never told a lie in public office, Scott Morrison has appeared this morning telling The Advocate that he's fairly under the weather this morning. "Yeah, stayed up all night watching the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to the conservative commentators at Sky News and The Australia, former prime ministers Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull should take cues from their predecessors and “shut up”. That's according to Sky News host Paul Murray, who has been ordered by Rupert Murdoch to squash any criticism of Scotty From Marketing - after the current Prime Minister returns from...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today received a very important reminder to not forget where he comes from. While campaigning on the streets of his own Grayndler electorate, the Labor leader found himself face-to-face with one of his most important constituents. Dimitri Miliotis, a 63-year-old fitter and turner now based in Lewisham. Or as Albo remembers him, 'one of...