PWC Attempt To Poach Gladys From Optus Following ‘Seriously Corrupt’ Findings
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the nation's dodgiest multinationals have today moved to secure a big new name for their company.
PWC (Professional Whitecollar Corruption) have...
Nation Starting To Realise Lidia Thorpe Probably Felt Safer Around Bikies Than These Politicians
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
Liberal leader Peter Dutton says senator David Van should quit parliament, after a spate of accusations begin to make the halls of...
Biden’s Decision To Cancel Australia Visit Forces Albanese To Host Quad Summit On His Own
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The Australian Prime Minister has been forced to ride solo this week, after having one of his bros cancel on him last minute....
Greens And Dutton Criticised By Labor For Not Backing Dogshit Housing Fund That Will Do Fuck All
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The Federal Government has today vented its frustration about the lack of action on the housing crisis in Australia.
Not because their housing...
RBA Promises To Pause Choosing Board Members With No Monetary Policy Experience Until 2024
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
“If you accidently smash into a brush-tailed possum while driving and leave it desperately crippled, what do you do next?”
This was the question...
World’s Most Unemployable Man Forced To Spend $368B Tax-Payer Dollars To Nab Defence Consultancy Job
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reminded the nation about his competency levels this week, by revealing he'll probably be quitting politics this...
Albo’s Staffers Finally Locate Missing PM At Random Coronation Kick On In Brixton
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There has been a huge sigh of relief from the security team in charge of our Prime Minister today, after finally locating the...
Chinese Batteries Filling Our Kids With Unknown Chemicals For Half A Decade Not Good, Says Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
WHEN YA SAY IT LIKE THAT I SPOSE: The Federal Government has today announced plans to tackle the fact that almost every...
Tasmanian Family Living In Caravan Stoked Government Is Dropping Hundreds Of Millions On A Stadium
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A young Tasmanian family has today revealed to The Advocate the wave of relief that has washed over them since hearing the government...
New Defence Review Recommends We Should Give American Arms Companies A Trillion Or So Dollars
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The Australian government has today unveiled the findings from a shiny new report about our nation's defence force.
Speaking to media from Canberra...
