Poll Finds Dan Could Poison Dogs In Fitzroy Gardens And Voters Would Still Prefer Him Over Victorian Libs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA recent poll has revealed that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews could be caught poisoning dogs for fun in Fitzroy Gardens and still be...
“Vote No To The Elites And Their Indigenous Voice” Says Mining Tycoons, Private Prison Bosses, Murdoch Family Members And The Remaining Liberal MPs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The only people whose lives may be slightly inconvenienced by a successful referendum result have today meet in secrecy to discuss the next...
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In case you haven't been across the news lately, Australia's media pundits and political commentators are mortified by the Albanese Government's decision to...
Scotty From Silverwater Chops Off His Ears To Avoid Getting Put In General Population Over Robodebt
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has again today begun preparations for the possibility of a life outside of the warm tax-payer funded hug...
Scotty From Silverwater Approaches The Only Two Eshays In Cronulla For Tips On How To Survive Jail
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The most unemployable man in Australian public life, former Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has today realised he must upskill or perish.
Not because he...
Philip Lowe Confirms Plans To Spend Retirement Enjoying Trips As VIP To Watch Squid Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The outgoing Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia has today revealed his next move.
After being told by the government that his...
Climate Club Inform Australia That 1st Rule Of Climate Club Is Telling Everyone About Climate Club
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed Australia's acceptance into an illustrious club.
The travelling PM has revealed that we have been accepted...
Liberals Fear An Indigenous Voice Could Divide Their Utopian Australian Society Worse Than Their Criminal Debt Recovery Program That Kills Poor People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The Liberal Party of Australia have today continued on their quest to sow as much confusion and doubt about an Indigenous Voice to...
Stuart Robert Denies Claims He Now Goes By ‘Consuela’ And Lives On Spanish Island Of Majorca
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former politician Stuart Robert has emphatically denied that he is now living as a woman on the Spanish island...
Pauline Hanson Releases First Draft Of Her Self-Published 2,000 Word Voice Referendum Essay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Pauline Hanson has confirmed that she will once again be running her own race.
The leader of One Nation has revealed that she...
