Politics

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australia deciding they have heard just enough about an unvaxxed Serbian hotel room enthusiast who is really good at hitting a ball, Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is hoping that a new debate will dominate the news cycle before anyone realizes cough testing is being privatized. At the time of writing, state governments are working towards a system...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Novak Djokovic debacle continues to unfold in Melbourne, it's been revealed that Sky News and its Murdoch counterparts have been particularly silent on a particular issue in the saga. Nearly a week after Djokovic was detained in Melbourne, the network that serves as a news bible for conservative parents has somehow forgotten to attack Scott Morrison...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bad news for Australians who tried to do the right thing in 2021 as Prime Minister and occasional politician Scott Morrison has confirmed we are going to have to live with this virus, gesturing towards Nationals MP George Christensen. Dubbed the Member for Manilla by his peers due to his time spent overseas, Christensen has caused controversy over his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the newest hand grenade thrown directly into the Prime Minister's lap by his rural colleagues, Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has today penned a 3500-word op-ed in The Age that has the potential to completely fuck over Scotty's glorious new AUKUS partnership. AUKUS is a trilateral security pact between Australia, the United Kingdom and the United States, announced on...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A former Prime Minister has sent the news cycle into a meltdown this afternoon, after making a sensational two-word comment. "I'm Back" was the titanic statement issued by former PM Tony Abbott this morning. Those words arrived exclusively on The Advocate's newsdesk this morning, prior to his press conference, and signal Abbott's desire to have another shot at...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has declined the Prime Minister's offer to run in next year's federal election, announcing instead that she will be doing what every other Premier does, and use her time as the leader of her state as a stepping stone into the private sector. Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing and other senior Liberals were openly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of schools are closed in New South Wales today, as the state's teachers remind the government of what happens when they make them raise their voice. Staff shortages and stagnant wages are the main concerns of the thousands of teachers currently striking through Sydney. The union says that the issues stem from the blatant disregard of he state government,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has publically doubled down in his efforts to recruit Gladys Berejiklian to Federal Politics this afternoon, reminding her of a big perk of working in Canberra. Speaking to the former leader of NSW, who is still the subject of a corruption inquiry, Scotty reportedly told her that she needn't worry about anything like that down...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a horror final sitting week in Parliament House, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has been unable to stop himself from engaging in unseen levels of political pettiness during his final address to the house. Many colleagues at hoped that Scotty might take the high road, after losing three of his most integral cabinet Ministers in the space of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the space of 24 hours, the Liberal Party has lost three of their most senior Cabinet Ministers, which is exactly the opposite of what Scotty From Marketing needs three months out from Australians heading to the ballot. Moments ago, The PM told parliament that Education Minister Alan Tudge has stood aside from the ministry after a former Liberal staffer made...