Politics

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although gotcha journalism has suddenly fallen out of vogue, that didn’t stop opposition leader Anthony Albanese from struggling when met with a standard question. In a press conference earlier today, Mr Albanese was outlining his plan to end offshore detention by turning the boats back when a journalist interrupted the opposition leader to ask him a standard question about...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With gotcha journalism taking a bigger public chastising than most MAFS participants, Australians are realising they are fed up enough with journalists to side with the Australian Greens. Long acknowledged as one of the reasons it’s not cool to care about the environment, the Australian Greens are the third largest Australian political party by vote which is why they...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAnd with news that has shocked absolutely no one, former Liberal member George Christensen has officially made the move to One Nation, plummeting the room's IQ levels into the negatives. This comes as a natural career progression for Christensen considering he’s managed to tick off all the entry requirements needed to become a One Nation...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In bad news for Labor's election campaign, Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Kristina Keneally has tested positive for COVID-19. Ms Keneally shared the news on social media yesterday saying she “woke up feeling rotten” and will be out of action for the next week, while she isolates at HOME in LIVERPOOL which is where she LIVES. Prior to becoming infected,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For Ross Wylett (68), maintaining progressive political views is much harder than it is for most bleeding heart lefties. For one, he’s made a lot of money out of the workers. And two, he’s a rich old white man who lives in a suburb that puts fairy lights in the trees for no reason. After a fruitful career as a manufacturer...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After absolutely copping it in the media for getting a couple of figures wrong, opposition leader Anthony Albanese has been urged to find god in an effort to get back in Murdoch’s good graces, seeing as that doesn’t appear to be a topic any of the Newscorp journalists want to touch with a ten-foot barge pole. This advice comes...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Holding on to the power to call an election like a weeping toddler being told to put the plastic lightsaber back on the Big W shelf, many Australians are wondering what Scotty’s defining achievement will be from his alleged time as Prime Minister. Although there is no assurance that Scotty will lose his job when it comes time to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's most high-profile feminist allies has won praise tonight, after helping a girlfriend out of an uncomfortable situation. Prime Minister and girl boss advocate Scott Morrison has reportedly just put his most passive-aggressive dance moves on, to let a guy on the dance floor know that his friend is interested. Occurring a short time ago,...

GALADRIEL GRIMACE | Far West | Contact This evening, the Prime Minister has shared a string of anecdotes that prove he is a feminist ally after his political opponents brought that part of his past into question. In his most recent, Scott Morrison explained that when he was just a pencil pusher at Tourism Australia, he bore witness to something he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new and improved feminist ally Scott Morrison has blown away voters with his newfound respect for women. This follows last night's news that he had intervened in his party's NSW pre-selection processes to protect "great women" within his ranks. The revelation was made on the ABC's 7:30 program, where Morrison said he controversially stepped in because he is...